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Actor / Cartoonist / Author / Humorist (and kinda bad at all of them), but I've failed at more things than most people have tried. Married, poly, old and in a lot of pain. Played a doctor on TV. Former G+ Influencer. An actual wizard.
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when i first started collecting VHS tapes they took up only one corner of one book shelf in my office and now…

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

@davidcornelius.bsky.social Have you ever heard of a movie called Terminal City Ricochet? Felt like it might be your speed.

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This was one of my favorite episodes of Classic Doctor Who

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Confession time: In the song "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers, I thought the line was "Never thought I'd let a Rougarou in my moonlight" for years, which I thought was a weird choice but it did make sense, if you see a rougarou you do not let it near moonlight if possible

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Sometimes I wonder how the "9/11 Never Happened" timeline is doing. Like, did the attack actually change that much, or would they still have wound up in pretty much the same place, just through different means. I hope they're doing better than we are.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

My new #LOTR headcannon is that Sauron did, in fact, gift the hobbit race with rings, which they humbly and politely accepted... but...

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/7fjwXLBJTLY

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Speaking of Master Ninja, I am watching the first one on YouTube and just noticed something funny - there's a scene where the Master 'Lee Van Kicks' an arcade machine over, and you can clearly see they (probably) broke the machine on an earlier take and the screen is hanging on by a thread. #MST3K

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

All the talk from @optimstie.bsky.social about Riding With Death always brings to mind (for me) other MST3K "movies" that were actually 2 episodes of a tv show edited together. Like... DID YOU KNOW - there were a total of SEVEN "Master Ninja" movies? And Europe had better movie titles, tbh.

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

Where were you on January 31st, 2007? #athf #aquateenhungerforce #boston #mooninites

submitted 64 days ago • 12 comments

Does anybody know if @baltmatrix.bsky.social ever did a video review of this All-Red 13A Defensor? I know he did the other 13A bots I've seen, the multi-color Combaticons and the multi-color Defensor, but all three have different individual bots they share between them.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Something nicer: Collective grief has manifested in such an outpouring of love. What a wonderful thing to witness. I was there for myself, but also felt like I was there for the folks who would be there if they could. Fresh outta cherry pie as expected 💚

submitted 75 days ago • 7 comments

1985 Dave: hey how's the future 2025 Dave: the Village People are fascist collaborators 1985 Dave: OK I'm going to need some backstory here 2025 Dave: it all started with Donald Trump's handjob dance 1985 Dave: I withdraw the question

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

Y'all know I make paintings, sculptures, puppets, as well as cook, but one of the projects I'm most proud of being part of is Cinematic For The People, a long-running movie & short film riffing troupe. I'll link to our You Tube channel below...

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Friendly reminder that I am primarily on Mastodon, and if you want to follow more of the stuff I actually post, I have a bridge account set up at bsky.app/profile/Drak...

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Matches Malone is Bruce Wayne's Poorsona

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submitted 170 days ago • 3 comments

Sentences I didn't think I'd ever have to say but here we are: "I think this submachine drama is actually Canadian propaganda" Can you guess the movie?

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@cobaltnoir.bsky.social @davidcornelius.bsky.social and anybody else here who actually knows/follows me for me, I set up a thing that copies all my posts from Mastodon to here and let's me see and respond to your comments and stuff. Account is bsky.app/profile/Drak...

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At a Salvation Army thrift store* and one of the mannequins they have here is dressed in what I'm calling 'Anime 1980s Sex Worker Chic" and I am at a loss for other words. *(SA as a company is terrible but this place is huge and carries big/tall clothing unlike […] [Original post on retro.pizza]

submitted 295 days ago • 0 comments

Hello all, like, 7 people that follow me here on BlueSky. I am testing out the Bridgey Fed thing that lets me cross-post my posts from Mastodon to here, so if you're curious what sort of bananas stuff I'm up to, also throw a follow at my Mirror - @DrakkenZero.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy

submitted 295 days ago • 1 comment

My wife paid $5 at a yardsale for a random box FULL of Magic The Gathering cards at a yard sale. I stopped playing around Ice Age, so I am usually lost with newer cards, but I recognize a lot of these, there are some […] [Original post on retro.pizza]

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