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Pillaging a village near you. President and founder of Adults Against Adulting $thevikingtower
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Life is short. Eat the Reeses cup.

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

do any of you out there with long hair ever think about if you just suddenly drop dead, all of your hairs you’ve shed will remain in your house tangled and wrapped around random shit haunting everyone for years to come? just me? ok.

submitted 90 days ago • 14 comments

My transformation into Santa is almost complete with every Christmas cookie I eat.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I bought new shoes and I can run really fast in case you are looking for a Hero

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Not to brag but I do all my own stunts

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”

submitted 93 days ago • 180 comments

I'm never moving again. Just bury me in this house.

submitted 94 days ago • 17 comments

My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger" - me, parenting

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I‘m developing a phobia of German sausage. I fear the wurst

submitted 95 days ago • 100 comments

mcdonald's only giving me 9 chicken nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

submitted 98 days ago • 44 comments

"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger" - me, parenting

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

"When I Saw You"

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

I found the stairway

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

He talks too much of ghosts, these days, tobacco sweet in rusted fingers and the spindrift spit at his mouth as he lays out his defences in borderlines and picket fences, he speaks of love but none could tell and only smoke left between them in the threaded #mycelium of immaterial things #vss365

submitted 96 days ago • 10 comments

He delves his hands into wild holly & pine kissing my red hair, hot flesh burning where silver crests fire across our lips, where my heels left under mistletoe glisten like cascading flaming starlight, as we glow brighter with stolen love, fierier into the merry night.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

I think at one point we all tried sneaking into a wardrobe, hoping to end up in Narnia!

submitted 96 days ago • 21 comments

Christmas may now commence!

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

i cannot lose to this casserole

submitted 96 days ago • 8 comments

Welcome to the North Swole

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

I came here to say dumb things and deep things and dumb deep things and deep dumb things.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Everything worth having takes work, determination and dedication. No thanks.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Sunset soliloquy

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Get them before they sell out!

submitted 444 days ago • 1 comment

Love isn't what you do it's who you are. Be LOVE.

submitted 485 days ago • 0 comments

Love isn't what you do it's who you are. Be LOVE.

submitted 485 days ago • 0 comments

No better way to find out you’ve entered your white trash era than Dollar General ads suddenly appearing in your Instagram feed.

submitted 488 days ago • 1 comment

Seems legit.

submitted 490 days ago • 0 comments

Seems legit.

submitted 490 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite gift to receive is roses.

submitted 490 days ago • 0 comments

Dax drew this for me and now it is framed in my office

submitted 597 days ago • 1 comment

I'd like to speak to a manager about resigning from adulthood

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

Have you tried the new weighted Pitty blanket?

submitted 593 days ago • 0 comments

alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist me: our leaders already do that alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources me: you're not gonna believe this

submitted 593 days ago • 12 comments

It’s 100% okay to lie to babies.

submitted 596 days ago • 2 comments

This was my most favorite view of all the times I've seen it

submitted 596 days ago • 1 comment

Dax drew this for me and now it is framed in my office

submitted 597 days ago • 1 comment

Is this where we post blue skies?

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

Driving around pointing at all the hills I’d die on

submitted 600 days ago • 4 comments

Dax painted this and I love it

submitted 600 days ago • 1 comment

Dax painted this

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments