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Slava Ukraini! One Million Followers In A Milliom Days. The No. 1 news paper for the village, publishing truth and not negativity like you get in other village publications. Working tirelessly to eradicate spelling errers.

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My advice for anyone who doesn't enjoy watching videos of people removing limescale from kettles: Steer clear of the first few videos that appear on Youtube when you search for “how to remove limescale from a kettle”

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

I’ll take that as a compliment!

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Constantinople

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Oh.

submitted 4 days ago • 1259 comments

As a sick April Fool's “prank”, local youths in the park told me my shoelaces were undone. But when I looked down, I saw they were securely tied. Vile 😡 Luckily I then met some much nicer youths who sold me unlimited YouTube video views (with ads) for only €250. Faith in today's youth restored! 👍

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

Told him we need to talk later and then I waited all day just to tell him I share a birthday with DJ Mustard, in case you’re wondering how scary it is to date me

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

His characters do die frequently

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to all my neighbours who smiled and waved as I put the wrong bins out.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

So America, specifically the USA has gone insane.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Tech tip for people who are not as good at computers as me: A great way to organise your files is by storing them in "folders". And the most useful part is that computers are so advanced nowadays that they automatically number your folders so that you can easily tell them apart 👍

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

From this Sunday, my oven clock will tell the right time! (For six months!)

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

When I was 18 I got a job at McDonalds and I was the bun turner. I did it for three hours. I was bad at it. Nobody should have made me a bun turner. I never went back. Hope this inspires someone

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

Me in the national security group chat.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Graffiti in #Liverpool is next level

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

These are terrible times for people who hate stupidity

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

Removing The Atlantic from my contacts just in case

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

Being an adult is just pretending things don’t bother you and requesting refunds on app subscriptions that went past the free trial

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The only way someone can be added to a Signal chat is if the person who started the text group--the admin--directly adds them or directly approves their request to be added. There is no way Jeffrey Goldberg could wish his way into that text group. Mike Waltz accidentally added him. That's it.

submitted 13 days ago • 500 comments

As a published author myself, I'm always keen to give back to up-and-coming writers so here are some sentences and paragraphs that you can all use, free of charge. You are more than welcome.

submitted 13 days ago • 23 comments

Just a reminder that I do not wish to be contacted to perform any dental work between now and January. Thank you.

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

It's great to see the progress taking place in #Ireland these days. The #Riverdancer s can now wear their own clothes when performing! youtu.be/WF1_ojurwlc?... #inspiring

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Mathematically 371 is one of the coolest numbers: - If you add the numbers 3 + 7 + 1, you don't actually get 371. You get another number entirely! - If you multiply 371 by 371 and then divide the result by 371, you end up with 371! - Try dividing 371 by 1. Guess what you end up with? Yep! 371! 🤯

submitted 19 days ago • 34 comments

It's a shame that, @sirmichael.bsky.social, above all reproach, has no influence on #BigCoffee This is a small jar!

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Want a game that's fun for the whole family? Try Ladder Ham! It's the ultimate game of strategy!

submitted 22 days ago • 19 comments

Jelly fish are amazing!

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Are you feeling terrible about everything in the world? Do what I do and bury you head in the sand and join the @sirmichael.bsky.social community. It just makes everything better.