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virginiatl.bsky.social
Human female using humor to survive the US dystopian hell scape 🥸
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I’d like to address “my”extended, idiotic family members that voted for a twice impeached, convicted felon, misogynist, race baiting, wanna be dictator, rapist. Thanksgiving is canceled! Buy your own damn food! Cook your own damn dinner! Clean up your own damn table! Good day & Fuck off! 🖕

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don’t think I can take it. Cause it took so long to bake it. And I’ll never have that recipe again. What the H E double hockey sticks does that even mean!? Please help, it’s been keeping me awake since 1978!

Pearls Before Swine 😆

Can we bring them here to work at DoJ?

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

I’m just going to leave this here. macys is having their annual sale where they sell all their 120+ dollar comforters for only 20$ even if its a king sized comforter its 20$ on their website. and you can have them ship it to the store 4 free

When you’re barely an empty nester and you and your hubby go to a bar for the first time this century and there’s 4 bros walking around together all dressed in black and white but opposite of each other and you’re just watching, wondering how this whole checkerboard thing will work out for them. 🤔

If Saturday morning was a cat. Happy Caturday! 😻

So many cutie cats on here, have I died and gone to heaven? Meet Mr. Pee Wee Herman. Doesn’t he have a human man face? 😆

I honestly can’t get over Matt Gaetz having to pay ten grand for sex. He’s such a looker! 🤔

But understand this is only to be used in the correct situations. Never stop giving a fuck about what actually matters

Hello, new here and need some help. I’m confused and disillusioned. I think I caught a brain worm after eating the cats and the dogs. Are there any American Medical Association licensed Shamans or Witch Doctors on here that can help? Thank you for your consideration in advance.