virginiatl.bsky.social
Human female using humor to survive the US dystopian hell scape 🥸
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She’s a total lap cat!
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Me too, starts at 5am! I’m a human Russian Blue cat bed. 🤷🏻♀️
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Soon to be known as the Department of Jackasses!🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🤮
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Things are looking up and you’ve found your community. This card suggests you use your available resources towards creating a better world. Direct your unique gifts to help lift up and ease the distress of others. Karmic energy will then be returned to you in spades.
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Now wait just one minute mister! Cheap plastic in quinoa? Sacrilege! Isn’t that like finding a worm in an apple? I suppose at least you could eat the worm 🤷🏻♀️
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Does he need a girlfriend?
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And they said we’d never amount to anything 😜
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Thats what I do, works great! Comforters, pillows, blankets all go into the bag and then I suck the air out of them with my vacuum cleaner. Kind of makes me feel like superwoman. Its the little things!
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Miss G would call that a Grindr to third. For reference that means a blowie from a Jack-a-Lantern. 🎃
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Things are looking up and you’ve found your community. This card suggests you use your available resources towards creating a better world. Direct your unique gifts to help lift up and ease the distress of others. Karmic energy will then be returned to you in spades.
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You Go Nikki! Florida needs you babe! 🥰
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When Don Lemon said this during an interview with Joy Reid before the election I thought WTF?! But now I totally think that’s what they thought would happen. It’s like we’re living in an extra pathetic version of the Twilight Zone.
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I’ll take No for a thousand Alex
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OMG I honestly want to live there! It’s totally my jam! Not kidding around 😀
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Those toes! 😍