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he/him equity for all 🫡 don’t put me on speakerphone 🙊 these skeets are mine 💯
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NPR to debut ‘Tiny Desk Radio’

who tf looks and hears this guy and is like “yeah that’s the pinnacle of health?”

bout to get drunk and apply for a mortgage. wish me luck.

if you say, “reese’s peecees” instead of reese’s pieces……i hope you have a bad hair day tomorrow.

of the 500 or so, happy birthday to probably our favorite one

Please go to Russia to ski and promptly break your neck. #fuckvance #fucktrump

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For Frankie Muniz, balancing a career as a professional NASCAR driver and a TV actor isn't a fantasy; it'll be his very busy reality this upcoming year.

TRUMP TAKE EGG

i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura

willing to fight a billionaire for the sake of the nation. no training just the 99% on my back

Ouch!

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home of the wooper

in the back of this foggy lyft drunk on soju & organic tequila

lmao saw this dude pissing in the bushes. gets back in his car. alert “your lyft driver is here” nice

BREAKING On Monday, Popular Information broke the news that the NIH had frozen virtually all grant funding in violation of 2 federal court orders On Wednesday, NIH leadership distributed a memo, acknowledging that its funding freeze was illegal and directing staff to resume issuing grants.

Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share far and wide. Right now bird flu is spreading throughout our country and most people have no clue. Please stay updated and bookmark this page for your health and well-being. www.youtube.com/@americanmed...

meet Q 🧀 everyone

i wonder who owns limewire now? thoughts that keep me awake at night

it’s insane to me that people think god helped them win the super bowl.

i’m so glad jesus made the eagles win 😂

I wouldn’t tell anyone I’d won the lottery, but there would be signs—

i need to chill someone is going to kick my ass. but never elon. i will beat that fucker up 👊

i’m down to ride for our freedom. i don’t care. if i have to fight nazis like our grandparents best believe i’ll be on the right side of history. i don’t hate anyone but i hate the nazis

fuck it. someone set it up. i’ll box that fuck face musk tomorrow for our freedom. not one of his goons. him.

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big day today

not to be dramatic, but i just farted so hard that i instantly became unstoned

okay i haven’t watched football in years, and i really don’t care who wins the super bowl. but the refs are making some wild calls in favor of the chiefs. i’ve seen the memes, but damn this is bad.

hater alert, but how tf do you watch 20 weeks of NFL football? I’ve watched 5 mins of the most anticipated game of the season and it’s a fucking snooze fest. more commercials than game.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

“you have a side chick in ohio” is the funniest thing i’ve heard this week #rhoslc

smells like cotton candy butthole in this place area15

horrified to report i’m dancing like donald duck when im drunk

FYI: tomorrow is Friday is case anyone else is confused

you ever really like someone, but the sound of their voice is so fucking obnoxious? i feel conflicted 😅