i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura - ThreadSky

basilmai.bsky.social•3 days ago

Go Eagles!

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franken-pattern.bsky.social•4 days ago

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gp70.bsky.social•3 days ago

Strange. Maybe the van thought it was a cybertruck.

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vwdavy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Good. Well earned.

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synthecysts.bsky.social•4 days ago

lets hope they had their seatbelts on

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jminifunk.bsky.social•3 days ago

The giggling was an awesome touch.

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oldfrank999.bsky.social•4 days ago

So much for the name ice

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labellavita.bsky.social•3 days ago

The violence has begun.

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jeffgtr.bsky.social•3 days ago

Karma

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jrj73.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh. For a moment I thought it was a Tesla.

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lann-art.bsky.social•4 days ago

Its being summoned back to hell

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jillwills.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Lol good.

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everneverest.bsky.social•4 days ago

That car had it coming.

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machina-spectare.bsky.social•4 days ago

Make Nazis afraid. I want to see more of this.

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brahmavihara.bsky.social•3 days ago

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msbak.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sadly, my first thought was "good". I know it is wrong to think that but messages must be sent. Fire is a great message.

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apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's a caravan, sometimes they just do that

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miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s actually a feature of the Dodge Caravan.

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eggcamefirst.bsky.social•4 days ago

What’s an Ice van?

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deerfox.es•3 days ago

how were you right about this

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junlper.beer•3 days ago

lmfao wait did it just randomly catch fire?

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deerfox.es•3 days ago

YES

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alex-and-er.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes and if you know otherwise, you don't.

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deerfox.es•3 days ago

No it literally did just do that

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saint-gustard.bsky.social•3 days ago

clearly these ice vehicles are too dangerous to have around town, we're gonna have to block their attempts to coming in

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tinyhouse.bsky.social•3 days ago

Spontaneous combustion!

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evilcuck.bsky.social•3 days ago

Makes you think

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badideasociety.bsky.social•3 days ago

What would be in it for a community to have a burning ICE vehicle sitting there making the ICE agents hang around even longer than they have to?

I'm not suggesting NOBODY would set fire to an ICE vehicle, but it seems kind of unlikely. Seems more like a dropped cigarette or an e-cig battery fire

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michaeljvaughn.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ice on fire! I think that's a Bernie Taupin line.

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paperbackwriter99.bsky.social•3 days ago

Take that!

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phoenixqueen.bsky.social•4 days ago

And he ran around the corner & hid. Not smart of being that close in the first place, buds.

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bomdotcom.bsky.social•3 days ago

I feel bad for that poor tree and stop sign that got damaged.

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ducksworth08.bsky.social•4 days ago

Beautiful

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shylohana.bsky.social•3 days ago

I heard a Philly accent for the first time a couple of months ago. Immediately thought, that sounds like someone I’d love to be friends with.
I feel I wasn’t wrong.

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vender99.bsky.social•4 days ago

Only Musk could make ice that catches on fire

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benjbrew.bsky.social•3 days ago

MF YEAH

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jbrobertson.bsky.social•3 days ago

Due to sheer embarrassment

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allhailmogambo.bsky.social•4 days ago

vaxxed?

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wallyr345.bsky.social•3 days ago

Van Must have had faulty
Wiring ??
Or Battery issue ?

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farmerglickstein.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sublimation

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fasscass.bsky.social•4 days ago

preexisting condition

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cbyrd1986.bsky.social•3 days ago

These responses are great but I’m seeing it was a mechanical issue.

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justthefact.bsky.social•4 days ago

Philadelphia Freedom shine on me, I love ya!!

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bluesuedepuma.bsky.social•4 days ago

ICE agents havin an ammo cookoff.

mmmmm…5.56mm. Yummy

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bacongod.bsky.social•4 days ago

5.56mm is designed to piss your enemies off, not cause actual harm.

Probably why they immolated it.

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bleu-sky.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is actual Philly brotherly love, and it's beautiful. 🥹

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elliemoons.bsky.social•3 days ago

It wants to return to the pits of hell 🥹 aww!

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carlyraejenkem.bsky.social•3 days ago

Witness reports claim that these people were last seen in the area and are believed to be connected:

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curioetclarus.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thots and pray-tells!

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vaneekara.bsky.social•4 days ago

Van self-immolated.
Can’t say I blame it.

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stephensutton.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'd consider that proof of spontaneous combustion.

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sevencloud.bsky.social•4 days ago

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blkclover.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oof spontaneous combustion I guess. Truly a tragic loss. Maybe they clipped that fire hydrant and it lit up. That’s how that works, it’s called a FIRE hydrant after all

Rip(iss)

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rickg504.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s a 2014 dodge caravan 😂 seems bout right 🤣

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michaelbruceschaub.bsky.social•4 days ago

It was burning up with embarrassment.

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tekrantz.bsky.social•4 days ago

MAGA delenda est #magadelendaest

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stevebgarrett.bsky.social•3 days ago

I sure hope they catch and deport the van that hurt that poor fire.

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shuchancellor.online•3 days ago

i think its important all the liberals who were saying IMMIGRATION IS JUST NOT POPULAR WITH VOTERS RIGHT NOW should eat my shit, all offense to their madres

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cyber-dan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Are we certain this wasn’t just a Tesla?

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unityandsolidarity.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think those ICE agents did improper car maintenance because of DEI.

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ccrainbow.bsky.social•4 days ago

The mechanic said there was a problem with my car’s trans or something like that so I ignored it

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curioetclarus.bsky.social•3 days ago

They replaced the trans with a binary gear exchange and did more than 45mph to get to that spot for 20+ mins...
If only having a range, or spectrum, of gear transitioning would be more efficient and strongly rooted in reality.

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ringtheory.bsky.social•3 days ago

Funnily enough...
"with ICE later telling Newsweek that the vehicle had experienced "mechanical issues" when the blaze began."
https://www.newsweek.com/ice-van-fire-philadelphia-maga-claim-left-wing-activists-2032891

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unityandsolidarity.bsky.social•3 days ago

I saw a guy blow his car up trying to get out of the snow one time. He had a stick shift, and kept spinning his wheels reving it in low gear. Overheated the engine. Got out, threw some snow on it, arced the electric from the battery and the whole thing caught fire.

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godmade2genders.bsky.social•3 days ago

It was more likely a bad transmission with matches.

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geraniumteacup.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'm generally not in favour of violence. But then I think of Emily Pankhurst and the brave suffragettes whose confronting tactics and suffering in prison lead to granting women the vote in the UK.

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amarae.bsky.social•3 days ago

If the ICE vans were made by Tesla I would genuinely not suspect a thing

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patrikharnes.bsky.social•3 days ago

The ICE car did not consent to being an ICE car, so it resisted in the only way it could.
Godspeed, comrade ICE car.

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thefreedomdefender.bsky.social•4 days ago

We need more of these

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clairejune.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fear and paranoia so intense that it led to its self-immolation

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thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social•4 days ago

I saw nothing.

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tw33tzr4kidz.bsky.social•3 days ago

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.

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acerbicaccompli.bsky.social•3 days ago

Maybe it just over excited

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cozca.bsky.social•4 days ago

The fire was clearly caused by a vaccine shot.

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moherren.bsky.social•3 days ago

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whpshw.bsky.social•4 days ago

We sure it wasn’t a cybertruck?

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shilderi.bsky.social•4 days ago

not yet

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biggingerfox.bsky.social•4 days ago

YOU’RE FIRED!

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wildest.lesbian.cat•4 days ago

that car shouldn't have been so flammable

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whiskeycrazy.bsky.social•3 days ago

It supposed to burn during the victory parade, but got a little too drunk and slept through it

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brahmavihara.bsky.social•3 days ago

Was it Tesla-powered?

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donkeykonga.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s probably a Tesla so it just did that on its own

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fullmeow.bsky.social•3 days ago

Did they melt?

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ahollar.bsky.social•4 days ago

When did Tesla start making minivans?

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herduckess.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s a prototype of Chevrolet’s latest Spontaneous Combustion Engine. It works as intended. Please carry on.

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vaughnwolff.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’ve heard of this happening.

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dustinheron.bsky.social•4 days ago

DOGE in control of ICE

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vynxxgaming.bsky.social•3 days ago

I mean, fire does in fact beat ICE

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thehumanstrobe.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ohhh great minds.

https://bsky.app/profile/thehumanstrobe.bsky.social/post/3lijzcfsdv227

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vynxxgaming.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm a nerd, I was also thinking of Pokemon types 😏

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lakewoodanarchyhub.bsky.social•3 days ago

It looks more like a Tesla now

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someguyinaden.bsky.social•4 days ago

They should start using 'armored Teslas'. Those rolling dumpsters sets fire to themselves.

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nemesisresistance.bsky.social•4 days ago

Very Tesla-esque

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rabidcormorant.bsky.social•4 days ago

Was it a Tossla by any chance?

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italiandragon.bsky.social•4 days ago

Great question, swasticars are fire magnets after all.

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detryckvondoom.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fire beats ICE every time.

… I’ll see myself out now.

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alanpuckett.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thoughts and prayers

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dandruff.bsky.social•4 days ago

Secondhand tesla smoke

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natehilzinger.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bet you that van was wearing a crop top or something.

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robelder.bsky.social•4 days ago

George R.R. Martin finally making progress on the 'A Song of Ice and Fire' again

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squeakins85.bsky.social•4 days ago

You can get seriously hurt on ice... I'm glad someone had the chance to make sure others weren't injured 🤷🏼‍♀️

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suebeehoney26.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh....how sad, I hope no one was hurt in the fire....but Evil breeds evil.....

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alaskanime.bsky.social•4 days ago

You can hear their ammo cooking off in the fire, just beautiful

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thesillycollective.bsky.social•3 days ago

it actually did, ICE is reporting it was a mechanical malfunction

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nekointheshell.com•4 days ago

this is a known issue with musk vehicles. closed as wontfix.

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rocksmash47.bsky.social•3 days ago

The car actually had a lethal dose of fentanyl in its system before the fire. We can’t really determine if the fire was the thing that killed it.

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3v1lkr0w.bsky.social•4 days ago

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vertigocelot.bsky.social•3 days ago

They've pleasured the forces of Hell a little too hard

The poor demons couldn’t hold it in!

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badtoss.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hope nobody was in it. And I hope it keeps happening.

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octoturt.net•4 days ago

looks like a town & country/grand caravan and as a owner of one i can confirm that this is something they pretty much just do

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pubkraal.com•4 days ago

It was a diversity car

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julsoats.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's a natural phenomenon in Philadelphia. The best way to prevent it is not being reprehensibly evil.

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stirlingsky-nsfw.bsky.social•4 days ago

True, I saw a cybertruck do the same thing once

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shgeldz.bsky.social•4 days ago

probably a tesla!

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lifeofmargarey.bsky.social•4 days ago

Looks like spontaneous combustion to me. 🤷‍♀️

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jgsminis.bsky.social•3 days ago

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wetasspword.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's terrible, only one?

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57townsman.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bummer. 😂

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seentoomuch.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wow that Telsa contact got filled quick.

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lucyarnold.bsky.social•4 days ago

As long as no one was harmed, whoo hoo, shame 😆

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elcid71.bsky.social•3 days ago

Democrats/Criminals.

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eclipticmars.bsky.social•4 days ago

What if people were inside?

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rickscampini.bsky.social•3 days ago

This feature comes standard on the Chrysler town and country

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leftinfighter.bsky.social•4 days ago

Have you heard the good word Juniper

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tavra.bsky.social•4 days ago

@pearlmania500.bsky.social

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pushbacknow.bsky.social•4 days ago

Much respect to that car for self immolation to avoid having to carry out such heinous acts

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milph.mom•4 days ago

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justmet.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s not a Tesla?🤔🤣🙄

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adamthecoop.bsky.social•3 days ago

How do we know it's ICE though? I could see this just as easily being just a normal car fire. Asking because I don't want to feel stupid later.

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sinkinatarpit.bsky.social•3 days ago

Its aura caught fire

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greatfausto.bsky.social•4 days ago

Good 👍

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llllyn.bsky.social•3 days ago

ICE van was packing heat

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jscherz.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cybertruck?

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reft01.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's ice just let it melt to put it out duh, how could you even manage to set it on fire it's water, surely just a freakish natural occurence

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saltpotatoes.bsky.social•4 days ago

What was the car wearing? Why was it even in that neighborhood? It should really not put itself in these situations.

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purplegobbo.bsky.social•3 days ago

Are they sure it's not a cybertruck?

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lavenderapplewolf.bsky.social•4 days ago

Engine overheated, that's all

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zenbia.bsky.social•3 days ago

No foul play. Just maintenance guys got fired

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petersonranch.bsky.social•3 days ago

it was the dammdest thing ...

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wyrdandnerdy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well I heard the ICE van was no angel. 🤷‍♂️ So I'm not too worried about it.

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0x416e6479.bsky.social•3 days ago

ICE, not cool

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dumbsapphicdoll.bsky.social•3 days ago

The great city of Philadelphia lit it on fire itself

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toadking.com•4 days ago

It was Gritty

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ryandstout.bsky.social•3 days ago

Someone give that van some Naloxone, it's clearly overdosing on fentanyl

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annabv.bsky.social•4 days ago

Tots and pears.
Tots and pears.

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genxperienced11.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm going for a sangwich, anyone want anything?

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terra84.bsky.social•3 days ago

Who ever they accuse of causing it, I saw them at the time at a different location

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supermutantsam.bsky.social•3 days ago

car realized it was an agent of hell and thought “well that’s not right. It’s far too cold here”

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mayhem1994.bsky.social•3 days ago

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rorota69.bsky.social•3 days ago

True! it was Spontaneous Van Combustion happens 2 ppl why not vans?

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spera00.bsky.social•4 days ago

It was an accidental fire.

A good fire. But not an intentional good fire.

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anton-symeth.bsky.social•3 days ago

it's a start

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theinfamousroo.bsky.social•3 days ago

My first thought was, “oh, so ICE has tesla’s now.” Then I saw it was an accidental fire…

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nolanguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wouldn't the water melt and put itself out?

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proudguy.bsky.social•4 days ago

GOOD HOPEFULLY WITH A FEW STORM TROOPERS🇺🇸👎👎👎😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

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miasmiared.bsky.social•4 days ago

More

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beltwaybandit.bsky.social•4 days ago

Must have been a Tesla.

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mrobinson.bsky.social•4 days ago

We know fascists are incompetent. Maybe they left a lit match on an ammo box?

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pxlisadesux.bsky.social•4 days ago

ICE vehicle + manufactured by Chrysler = instantly struck down by God

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plaguedaemon.bsky.social•4 days ago

van can't van if it's on fire. nothin unnatural about that

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bigdyslexicenergy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Apparently that's what the fire Marshall said.

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azaftazarden.bsky.social•4 days ago

What was the van wearing, though? Can we be sure the van wasn't asking for it? I heard it was full of gasoline, a highly combustible fluid. Maybe the van deserved it.

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doesitsay.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe it was a Tesla...

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laranamtb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Looks like a private citizen van.

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j-e-l1.bsky.social•4 days ago

MAgA/incel??

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canadiancreed.bsky.social•4 days ago

It was probably asking for it.

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punknpixels.bsky.social•4 days ago

i hear that just happens sometimes in philly to cop cars

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lexabro.bsky.social•4 days ago

ICE vehicles only do this when they're stressed

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bsarginger.bsky.social•4 days ago

Can't rule out car suicide

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youreyellingagain.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is that contagious

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thompepe.bsky.social•3 days ago

Get ready....

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jonnyjonman.bsky.social•4 days ago

they must of been driving a Tesla

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snowmonkey1971.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's Always A Risky Place to Park in Philadelphia.

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sundogvt.bsky.social•4 days ago

Burn baby burn

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darbyz.bsky.social•3 days ago

Probably a Tesla.

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asa-the-red.bsky.social•4 days ago

Musk controlling the government is causing vehicles to spontaneously combust. Hes clearly got some sort of curse.

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mamatried.bsky.social•4 days ago

I love the little giggles from the people filming

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squeakins85.bsky.social•4 days ago

I was just in Philly this past weekend, I'm sad that this didn't happen when I was there.

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meretrixv.bsky.social•4 days ago

A likely allibi. 😉

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twotooto.bsky.social•4 days ago

Many happy returns

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gtace24.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clCFh5rbAIk

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democracythreat.bsky.social•4 days ago

Degens..

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griefandhope.bsky.social•3 days ago

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munchie2001.bsky.social•3 days ago

ICE Philly is no joke FAFO

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unitedshoes.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nature is healing.

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tsmith81.bsky.social•3 days ago

Looks like careless tobacco use to me. Make sure to stomp your butts, ICE.

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jamesstaal.bsky.social•3 days ago

So hot! It must be dry ice.

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panicrestaurant.bsky.social•4 days ago

🎶 ICE can’t melt
how hot we felt 🎶

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justinobrien.bsky.social•4 days ago

God Philly CAN’T STOP WINNING

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willcuthere.bsky.social•3 days ago

First the industrial fire. Then this. After we had the plane crash.

Philly fans are supposed to burn our city down. It is NOT supposed to do that by itself.

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willcuthere.bsky.social•3 days ago

Also a few weeks ago on 276.

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findingmorgan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Maybe the van was made in Mexico (irony) and decided its best life was being a giant fireball to those who would use it for evil.

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savage-t.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ow, my flash bangs!

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curiouslyclever.bsky.social•3 days ago

Spontaneously combusting xenophobia. Nice.

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pcccar.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes make them hire more idiots to now protect their vehicles...a hero did this

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mrld-ii.bsky.social•2 days ago

What fire?

I don’t see any van on fire.

😇

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iamcodec.bsky.social•3 days ago

Spontaneous combustion in the wild

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doclt.bsky.social•4 days ago

How do we know it was set on fire? Maybe it’s just a Tesla of some kind.

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violiav.bsky.social•3 days ago

Spontaneous combustion 🤷🏻‍♀️

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sandy-x.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s just doing its impression of a Tesla.

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tyllia.bsky.social•3 days ago

GOOD

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jaggedevening.bsky.social•3 days ago

Burn baby burn

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lapsoirium.bsky.social•4 days ago

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flamekurve.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂🤣

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emc2mm.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s a case of Autoinceration - a form of Automobile self mutilation. It just could not take another day of brown bottoms taking more working immigrants to fenced in makeshift prison detention in cold warehouses so they can get covid 19( yes thats part of the plan)

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