Profile avatar
vixenlikesyou.bsky.social
NSFW! 31 yo Jerkmate star and mouthy dork. Yeah, the one from the ad. Check out my streams and wishlist here: linktr.ee/vixenlikesyou Follow my backup/new primary: @vixentheminx.bsky.social
38 posts 189 followers 147 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

Seems like the relevance of this Reagan-era Herblock cartoon has risen by 200%. Washington Post, 12/22/1988.

Next freak who asks me to oink like a piggy for them is about to get a lesson in realistic barnyard sounds. I've been practicing. REEE-

Oh my GOD AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS INSANE

Is anyone else's CPA smoking a crack pipe or did yall have your quarterly tax payments doubled for next year? Because is this man fucking crazy if he thinks i got $4k to just shit out every 3 months

Ok hand up who still has their tree up

Slept for 14 hours straight. Woke up... saw all my cats in bed with me and agreed to a 5 hour nap. I feel so fucking good rn ong 👀

Censored by the deep state again. Typical.

5th place in the SM contest, and my 2nd highest earning week EVER. Was about to dance to "The Man" by The Killers offline to celebrate, decided to let chat watch me spaz out instead. 10/10 lol

The tl is slow tonight because all you people are in love and enjoying your time with your beloved. I'm in love too, but I had the common courtesy to celebrate valentines day yesterday so I could spend tonight online with all of you

Happy V Day ;)

Strip clubs, topless bars, Hooters etc have an opportunity to do something really funny and insist on making their workforce 50% male in order to comply with anti-DEI mandates. Those ladies are taking jobs away from red-blooded American men who need the work

Getting ready for cam by belting "Pink Pony Club" but with the lyrics going "IIIIIIIIIm gonna keep on camming down on jerkmate dot com" and it's a vibe ok

I don’t fake flirt for work btw I’m very bisexual and i love with horny hot people and freaks

Having sooo much fun streaming at Athena's place and guest starring in each other's streams today omg lol

Internet shit out on me .-. Stay tuned!!

I just want you all to know that I have a v ditzy sibling who always says shit wrong, and I mocked her constantly about it in HS to the point the words unironically became my vocabulary. So if you hear me say prolably, merember, photo-generic, etc... I'm NOT dumb I'm actually very smart. Thanks!

Yall think I'm "just doing it for the bit" and I "can't possibly keep it up." But just know that I log in and update my screen name every few hours and I'm just as funny to me every time. That's free serotonin baybee and in this economy I ain't passing that shit up

What if one of the Secret Service guys just... went rogue... do they know they have free will and could technically do that?

You can tell a lot about someone by how they treat: - Waiters / Waitresses - Retail workers - Tradesmen - People with OnlyFans - People who speak a different language to them

This is pretty cool: stopproject2025comic.org

About to hop on Twitch for my second ever stream!! If you can be super cool and SFW and not mention the cam stuff, you can DM me for my channel name :)

WELP. My jerkmate pre-roll ads are now XXX. Didn't know that!! Just spent the last half hour telling my male family members that the time has come to get a Brazzers subscription so they don't have to see my tits mid-wank 🙃

Just finished my photo/video shoot for @jerkmate.bsky.social 😁 It was so fun!! I can't wait for you all to see what they make with it! 😆🥰

I CAME!!!!!!!!!!!

My Girl Solidarity Thing is when a dude is checking me out while clearly standing next to his girl... I check HER out like crazy, turning my head and biting my lip and everything. Like, homie, realize how lucky you are and how bad people want the girl on YOUR arm rn like jfc

Loved seeing the girlies at the @streamate.bsky.social model mixer. So many beautiful women, so little time 😮‍💨🫠 Always a great time!

Just found out room topics are not visible to mobile viewers?? 😬 shoot AND frick

Hiiii! 😊❤️