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33 Not as versatile as the new Switch sometimes nsfw Follow the Music Release the Pain Don't be Afraid to Dance in the Rain Sometimes I'm posting chicken breasts, Sometimes I'm posting my breasts, but I'm always playing janky commander decks.

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submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

See ya out there. Tickets + everything else at suicidemachinesdetroit.com

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

bitches want collars instead of a rings because ppl love their pets more than their spouses most of the time

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Ska is good.

submitted 1 day ago • 79 comments

NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

submitted 2 days ago • 1341 comments

i love holding real news in my hands

submitted 2 days ago • 243 comments

How to Unlock Luigi Through Jury Nullification hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

I've got a job interview that seems really promising next week, but I'm really concerned about being able to make rent in April. I really appreciate any help. My rent is 570/month and ive built up a lot of credit card debt surviving being laid off yet again. account.venmo.com/u/VocalCow

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I've got a job interview that seems really promising next week, but I'm really concerned about being able to make rent in April. I really appreciate any help. My rent is 570/month and ive built up a lot of credit card debt surviving being laid off yet again. account.venmo.com/u/VocalCow

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If i ever ask you to doctor who and chill, we will not be having sex we will be seated and watching timey wimey show

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

a measured response

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

MY GOD. MY GOD. FROM THE TOP! ROPES!

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 8 days ago • 71 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

The truth has been spoken.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

please call this what it is, which is government-sanctioned abuse, rape and murder

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

My take: the modern fascist movement believes as a foundational principle that there simply IS no such thing as goodness, that it doesn’t exist, and so what normies call “evil” is just being in tune with the true nature of the universe

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

Happy Black History Month

submitted 11 days ago • 532 comments

every trans girl without bottom dysphoria secretly wants to have small cock tgirl swag but unfortunately some of you are stuck with those embarassingly unwieldy huge things

submitted 11 days ago • 46 comments

being seeded probably feels good asf if ur a torrent

submitted 11 days ago • 30 comments

This doesn't seem like a magic post

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Imperial Japan: ha ha! The decadent Americans will plead for mercy in the face of the might of the IJN and their fleet’s destruction at Pearl Harbor!! liberals from Berkeley in a Polycule, 4 years later: (sets off miniature sun in their cities. Twice.)

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Me in school "Hey, is anyone gonna notice I'm struggling with school and test me for adhd, autism, or an abusive home life?"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Where was this quote in 2001?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

any time i see a trans person in public i always go out of my way to compliment them but if i see a "boymoder" wearing a dysphoria hoodie i wolf whistle and compliment their tits

submitted 39 days ago • 53 comments

New Artist Secret Lair 👀 calling @artofandregarcia.com

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

WONKA: quickly slamming a door labeled LICORICE WHIPS That's not part of the tour. That's for something else

submitted 357 days ago • 10 comments

Simpsons Predicted It Again: I Have Acute Jaundice hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

[looking at you with my big wet eyes] puppy needs to be euthanized

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Tentacle Potion Brewers (2023)🩵

submitted 13 days ago • 18 comments

Eggs coming up with more ridiculous reasons to not transition

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

happy presidents day

submitted 14 days ago • 40 comments

Thinking about how much joy I felt watching people gobble up the candy I made.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Oh look here, that predatory sapphic milf. It bites.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

it's always "PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT" and never "hey" or "how are you doing?"

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

you can’t call them hot dogs anymore because of woke. u have to call them platonically attractive and intelligent dogs now. or fuck dogs if ur feeling nasty i guess

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Gender neutral terms for nice people at magic conventions: friend, fellow gamer, grinder (affectionate) Gender neutral terms for enemies: cur, wingus and/or dingus, cybertruck enthusiast

See ya out there. Tickets + everything else at suicidemachinesdetroit.com

bitches want collars instead of a rings because ppl love their pets more than their spouses most of the time

Ska is good.

i love holding real news in my hands

How to Unlock Luigi Through Jury Nullification hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

I've got a job interview that seems really promising next week, but I'm really concerned about being able to make rent in April. I really appreciate any help. My rent is 570/month and ive built up a lot of credit card debt surviving being laid off yet again. account.venmo.com/u/VocalCow

I've got a job interview that seems really promising next week, but I'm really concerned about being able to make rent in April. I really appreciate any help. My rent is 570/month and ive built up a lot of credit card debt surviving being laid off yet again. account.venmo.com/u/VocalCow

If i ever ask you to doctor who and chill, we will not be having sex we will be seated and watching timey wimey show

a measured response

MY GOD. MY GOD. FROM THE TOP! ROPES!

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

The truth has been spoken.

please call this what it is, which is government-sanctioned abuse, rape and murder

My take: the modern fascist movement believes as a foundational principle that there simply IS no such thing as goodness, that it doesn’t exist, and so what normies call “evil” is just being in tune with the true nature of the universe

Happy Black History Month

every trans girl without bottom dysphoria secretly wants to have small cock tgirl swag but unfortunately some of you are stuck with those embarassingly unwieldy huge things

being seeded probably feels good asf if ur a torrent

This doesn't seem like a magic post

Imperial Japan: ha ha! The decadent Americans will plead for mercy in the face of the might of the IJN and their fleet’s destruction at Pearl Harbor!! liberals from Berkeley in a Polycule, 4 years later: (sets off miniature sun in their cities. Twice.)

Me in school "Hey, is anyone gonna notice I'm struggling with school and test me for adhd, autism, or an abusive home life?"

Where was this quote in 2001?

any time i see a trans person in public i always go out of my way to compliment them but if i see a "boymoder" wearing a dysphoria hoodie i wolf whistle and compliment their tits

New Artist Secret Lair 👀 calling @artofandregarcia.com

WONKA: quickly slamming a door labeled LICORICE WHIPS That's not part of the tour. That's for something else

Simpsons Predicted It Again: I Have Acute Jaundice hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

[looking at you with my big wet eyes] puppy needs to be euthanized

Tentacle Potion Brewers (2023)🩵

Eggs coming up with more ridiculous reasons to not transition

happy presidents day

Thinking about how much joy I felt watching people gobble up the candy I made.

Oh look here, that predatory sapphic milf. It bites.

it's always "PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT" and never "hey" or "how are you doing?"

you can’t call them hot dogs anymore because of woke. u have to call them platonically attractive and intelligent dogs now. or fuck dogs if ur feeling nasty i guess

Gender neutral terms for nice people at magic conventions: friend, fellow gamer, grinder (affectionate) Gender neutral terms for enemies: cur, wingus and/or dingus, cybertruck enthusiast

Yeah I'm trying to become the pokemon dipshit

'Safety first' when sacking Rome.