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if they end the conclave quickly that means the pope is probably guilty

“Yep, checking now….clear black smoke, yep, confirm, that’s no pope”

@garybrannan.bsky.social "...and in an unexpected move, the first ballot of this conclave has gone to VAR."

@garybrannan.bsky.social A guide to Conclave smoke colours: White: Pope. Black: No Pope. Red: Arsenal have scored. Blue: Robert Jenrick is the new Tory Leader. Green: Cardinal Snoop's stash has been found. Yellow: This chimney is reversing. Purple: Rain. Cyan: Replace the ink cartridge.

please do not tell me the results, I am going to catch up on Smoke of The Day

Once you Pope, you just can’t Stope. #Prongles

Australia and Canada showing the world this week that demand for governments that don't suck up and wimper to Trump are in demand. Labour Party, for the love of god, take notes.

this is my "time to lock tf in" album what's yours?

Regret to report that Officer Crabtree is sending me phishing emails.

Amazing how so on point Andor is.

gathered friends, The Dream has come true once again

Now they’re arresting judges who follow the rule of law. Judge Hannah Dugan was arrested by the FBI for giving an immigrant sanctuary in her chambers when ICE showed up to snatch him without a proper warrant or due process. She did the right thing and stood up to the Trump/Patel Gestapo. ✊

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@garybrannan.bsky.social I can exclusively reveal the format of the next Papal Conclave.

Cardinal Pizzaballa has entered the chat...

I can't be the only one imagining a monk letting himself in at the Pope's palace this morning, wading through the Easter party detritus, decorations, empty bottles and sleeping nuns, creeping up to his room, peering in and going "oh shit"

Study Links Binge Eating To Stress, Contentment, Depression, Joy, Boredom, Anger, Relaxation theonion.com/study-l...

Star Wars - Knights of the Old Republic II (2004, PC version 2005)

Thank you for the voice @justicewashington.net!!

Just saying. #Scarfolk, 2013.

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Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

@vole.wtf Tesco on board with crisp sandwiches

Christ on a bike. I had to do a double take to make sure that wasn't a waxwork of Trump that been left out in the sun to bake like a evil Mini Cheddar.

More traditional stuff. Chunky retro tech PT 2!

Terrible scenes of men of a certain age getting misty eyed over WH Smiths today, lads. Nostalgia is one helluva drug…

Void will return as Void Adept (in classic costume) in #AvengersDoomsday

Imagine you’re being summoned. What gif represents that?

The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.