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voidwarbler.online
Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit. He/him. Icon by the inimitable @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
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went to watch a new kind of improv earlier where it wasn't even trying to be funny or smart or good and the performers weren't good at improvising. they're calling it improv 2.0

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@ass.golf hey man probably someone has flagged already but there's some weird fake-WhatsApp ads popping up on QC that completely cover the page on mobile and don't have any way to quit out of them

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dua lipa: if you’re under him you’re not getting over him mc escher: [drawing] actually,

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Introducing my latest t-shirt ‘Knight of the Sun and Moon’ - Available now from deathandmilk.com ⚔️

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Amsterdam is a cruel place for the jet lagged Englishman to find himself. Text on signs very nearly in English, to the point wher jou start to azum jour braiin is faijhling jou.

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What seven-word sleeper phrase would you be activated by? Mine's MORIBUND COMATOSE TIGER VLADIVOSTOK; RICOCHET. AMULET, RICOCHET. oop, accidentally self-activated. guess i'm off to assassinate the president in a turtleneck

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fuck off into the bin you colossal fart bucket

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Quote with you looking fancy

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opening a late-night incognito tab so i can go to zillow and indulge in my kinky depraved fantasy of home ownership

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Whenever i see americans use 'wiener' as an insult i like to imagine a rural Austrian on a trip to the US confusedly yet excitedly joining in "ja! fuck those capital city ass-holes!"

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i resent and despise the coward Duolingo Vikram. grow a spine, you hollow, craven man. your poor wife Priti should divorce you post haste

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I thought I was making a pun about a ruse over a compost heap, but turns out it was just a ploy on worms

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Eric Bane: for when you've already tried Eric Bana, Eric Banb, Eric Banc and Eric Band and found them wanting

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I have slept ~2 hours of the past 48. AMA about the Shadow Marquess and his dread legion

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you're in the cape canaveral death cult now beam me up scotty; we've run out of beans and the eggs have gone AWOL and no-one knows how plus the alien broadcast -- well who knows what *that* means

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now hiring: Youtube Short tv clip description writer must have: - a can-do attitude, - a good work ethic, - negative media literacy, seriously, just a void-black vacuum where any even vaguely competent understanding of the visual arts might usually reside in a human being

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I thought I was making a pun about a ruse over a compost heap, but turns out it was just a ploy on worms

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spilled his guts t'the feds so much the boys're calling him "norovirus nicky"

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Wallace and Gromit in fortnite when

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would the fucking EMAILS fucking STOP already joDER

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frantically scrying my future in the scattered contents of a fox-ripped binbag

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drinking port off the dash of a sunbeam tiger; loudly listing every hair pomade currently on the market, thereby showing the local bossman that i am for rent and for sale; too good for lewisham too bad for bromley; 0208 EEE-WHIZZ

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The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill). Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill). Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)

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i resent and despise the coward Duolingo Vikram. grow a spine, you hollow, craven man. your poor wife Priti should divorce you post haste

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

frantically scrying my future in the scattered contents of a fox-ripped binbag

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*Hideo Kojima game set during the Somme* Colonel: Tommy. This is Trench Footman. He'll be your guide when you need to patch yourself up. TF: You're holding the Synergised Hypodermic Epinephrine Limbic Loadout, or SHELL. Press R1 to use SHELL to cure SHOCK. Tommy: SHOCK?

submitted 31 days ago • 23 comments

worming my way out of various jams

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if i ever visit the US midwest (years hence, in my idle dotage) will one of you kindly youths accompany me in pilgrimage to the holy site they call the piggly wiggly

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man's got qualms

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my hobbies? usual stuff. hiking, thrifting, featherfooting through the forest with my gang of tricksy goblin thieves, pottery

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