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Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit. He/him. Icon by the inimitable @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
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Counterpoint: Donald Trump thinks pro-wrestling is real

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

One of my fave categories of internet video rn is "jazz pianist / classical composer / opera teacher gets their shit fucking *rocked* by DOOM (2016) soundtrack"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

'can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters'

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

"Hello, I'd like Mary Coke's diary, please." "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. Is Pepys okay?"

submitted 657 days ago • 0 comments

No matter the motives of the Liverpool attacker, there are things that can be done to make the weapon he used, one increaingly employed by terrorists, less of a threat. Eg: size, weight and other lethality restrictions, a presumption against allowing them in busy areas, more restrictive licensing.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

"Friends with my ex? Couldn't be me." - Lord Byron

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Being forced into the office to watch a pre-recorded town hall presentation from the CEO feels like it should be illegal and yet. AND YET.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

sorry, i’ve got to cancel our plans this evening. i’m encumbered again. no i will not drop any of my items

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

i just want to lie around eating yoghurt and blueberries and reading old poems but some fucking idiot left the Big Lever on 'apocalypse capitalism'

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i wish to learn how to post with the devastating sharpness of a diamond blade, like the great posting masters:

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

ergonomic weasel sheaths! get your ergonomic weasel sheaths here!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

i know it's my huge brain-boner for Linguistics in Fiction talking but the Space French they made up for Andor is so good. let me add it to my duolingo, Tony

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

noot noot me your manifesto, communist pingu

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

smeagol on a rebound date: yeah no I'm totally over my prec- uhhh my ex

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

so many examples it's hard to pick a favourite but probably strongest contender is: impaled myself on a cast iron railing trying to skateboard (which I did not know how to do, bar a THPS high score here and there) down a wonky pavement on a 80s fishtail skateboard my sister found in a skip

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Pigeon Party 🕊 #illustration #pigeons #animalart #artsky

submitted 19 days ago • 115 comments

not sure I've coveted anything quite so much as the space farmer outfits from Andor s2 futuristic yet classic? organic fabrics? interesting collars and useful pouches and so on? fuck yes give me that in a size medium toute suite

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

In lovely weekend weather I go to the gym as it is perfect for me: serene & empty whilst all the fit healthy people are off playing outdoor sports - topping up their tans* with their friends* (*of which I have neither.)

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

is there any law that says a dog can’t be pope

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

hold up, just smoothing out another pope on my conk lathe

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

What do magpies look like when they're courting ? vs. fighting over tree branches, I mean.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Easter parties in rural Spain are great if you want to look at the most heinous copyright breaches you've ever seen plastered on the side of a carnival ride, whilst listening to a local orchestra bellow out a hardstyle/ska rendition of the Gladiator theme accompanied by bagpipes

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

submitted 48 days ago • 77 comments

no i don't wanna come to ya pah-ty

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts

submitted 53 days ago • 54 comments

(Sees a crow) Hey, dude, how’s it going! (Sees a person) *avoids eye contact, walks faster*

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

“I don’t know the Malverns or Brecon Beacons but they sound funny” “Yes, they’re hill areas”

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Shakespeare's comedies are about jocks and his tragedies are about goths, I don't make the rules. Hamlet is a goth who hates his stepdad. King Lear has three goth daughters. Macbeth kills his boss because his goth girlfriend told him to. Bottom: jock.

submitted 55 days ago • 25 comments