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voodoll.bsky.social
I’m scared of idiots and I love soup!
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Kansas has ‘the consumption’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!! Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!

I will not be calling the Gulf of Mexico by its stripper name.

Everything can be fixed by eating something covered in melted cheese.

I wanna be the Duke of something.

Shhhh… I’m reading!! #booksky #onyxstorm

For once in my life, I’m kinda proud to be on the losing team.

59 minutes until the release of Onyx storm!!! #booksky

@guardian2009.bsky.social Do I know you from Twitter ?

You’re easy to love. @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social @sydfish.bsky.social

Tell me the name of a country song that mentions whiskey.

I have never used TikTok. But, I do have a friend who says I should send her a sympathy card if it goes dark. Looking at you @voodoll.bsky.social 😂

The devil is the least cunty character in the Bible!

Come raise the dead with me!

Voo likes girls that sin!

It's 27º in the DMV. Hubs is putting steaks on the grill, tossing a Caesar salad and waiting on the 20yo to come home. I am sipping on some whiskey and listening to the wind howl. I am reading short short stories this weekend w my bestie @voodoll.bsky.social

I don’t feel like carpeing any diem!

A gentle reminder that new years resolutions don't have to be about positive changes. You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty and disrespect your enemies.

A friend suggested I do fewer controversial politics posts and more food posts (lower my BP, lol). So here it goes. Dinner: grilled marinated t-bone steaks, roasted butternut squash with a butter/brown sugar glaze and Caesar salad. What's on your table or what's a fav meal you like to serve? 🤤

This tells you everything you need to know about us! @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social is followed by @godpod.bsky.social And Voo’s followed by @lucifers.bsky.social

Today is slap an Idiot day I'm gonna be so busy. 🤣💯😛