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voodoorue.bsky.social
Poet, copy editor, dreamer, grammar nerd, incessant talker, cat mom, occasional T-Rex
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My editorial assistant: "Hey, look at my junk." I'm pretty sure this is workplace sexual harassment, since I'm working from home today.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

submitted 56 days ago • 1285 comments

I did not have "Billionaire donor forces president to make a car commercial on the White House lawn" on my 2025 bingo card. 🙄

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

BRB...Turning myself in to the police for not buying a Tesla today, since boycotting is illegal now.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

How is protesting Tesla domestic terrorism but attacking the Capitol building is not? 🤔

submitted 62 days ago • 595 comments

It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.

submitted 64 days ago • 2150 comments

Thou shalt not claim to be improving efficiency when all you do is fire people and then beg them to come back.

submitted 67 days ago • 412 comments

Happy #Caturday! He likes my (er...his) new desk chair.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals. The pro-life party: This is an outrage! RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio. The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

submitted 73 days ago • 224 comments

submitted 77 days ago • 1386 comments

Shitler is going to hand Ukraine over to Putin (and anything else he wants), and in return Putin will help him threaten Greenland, Canada, Panama, etc., into capitulation. Quid pro quo. I can't believe we're going to be the bad guys in the next world war. Oh wait, yes I can.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Homan can’t find enough illegal immigrants to deport because they fabricated the ‘crisis,’ so now he’s just gonna spend all his time attacking AOC.

submitted 84 days ago • 939 comments

Well said.

submitted 86 days ago • 438 comments

The only Gulf of America is the empty space between Shitler's ears.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

So a heroin addict with zero medical education who has been lobotomized by a parasitic brain worm is now in charge of the nation's health. We're all gonna die, and frankly at this point I'm looking forward to it. 🙄

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Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

submitted 90 days ago • 586 comments

The real Gulf of America is the gaping chasm between the billionaires and everybody else.

submitted 90 days ago • 8 comments

Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

submitted 90 days ago • 49 comments

We are truly living in the dumbest of timelines.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl lesson: Stopping an arrogant Chief from a third term is probably a good move for America right now.

submitted 92 days ago • 233 comments

Frauds. #nfl #NFL #Chiefs #Eagles #JalenHurts #Mahomes #superbowl #nflmemes

submitted 92 days ago • 6 comments

Voodoo? Who, me? Fly Eagles Fly!

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing to see here on this fine Super Bowl Sunday. Nothing at all. Go Birds! 🦅

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

submitted 93 days ago • 1464 comments

Friendly reminder that Eagles QB Jalen Hurts has an all-female management team, while Chiefs kicker Harrison Buttlicker thinks women belong in the kitchen. Go Birds! 🦅

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Super Bowl Eve! Go Birds! 🦅

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

now if only this existential dread could burn off stubborn belly fat

submitted 96 days ago • 38 comments

Pulled a muscle while I was sleeping for the second night in a row. Do NOT get old. Zero stars. Would not recommend. 😩

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

This is my emotional support medically induced coma.

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

Straight-up racism. It won't be long before this administration starts segregating schools and water fountains and lunch counters.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Free Luigi and give him a list.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

The daily obituaries continue to disappoint.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Vacation officially begins once I'm through security. Breakfast cosmopolitans! See you soon, New Orleans. See you in 10 days, NYC. Try not to miss me too much.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

[jurassic park] ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck

submitted 651 days ago • 17 comments

Who made this? Ahahaha

submitted 179 days ago • 1600 comments

Me on Halloween. Also me on any random given day. Be the T-Rex you want to see in the world.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

So I guess I'm back. Sort of.

submitted 182 days ago • 1 comment

Me, going away for 7 days and staying with friends who I know have a washer/dryer: STILL packs 10 pairs of underwear. 🙄

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