vorral.bsky.social
Rock Band, City of Heroes, amateur bruise collector, professional ne’er-do-well.
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No, sir. Don’t like it.
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Dan is gonna have to put so much in the Venmo Finebucket to buy you out at this point.
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I am hoping, as an unable to comprehend the nuance dummy head since 2014, that we get a bunny. Or, at least a verbal rebuffing of why we don’t get at least a bunny.
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As awful at marketing as I am, with only 15 years of broadcast selling, I would kindly offer services if it meant I could keep listening to Betty yelling at all of us for neglecting to pay attention to her during the the Shutdown Houndcast.
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Make sure you take it out of the $1,000,000,000. For tax purposes.
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So, I am assuming you’re okay with the amount of heresy paperwork that will be doled out to allow a cadre of Space Marines to be annihilated to attempt to eradicate your flotsam.
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If I had a fence in which to keep a hound who, admittedly, has more energy than me, I would immediately adopt a magnificent beast. However, having no fence, the neighborhood cats would soon lead said hound into a life of delinquency and ruin. So, I must watch from afar and offer phantom pets.
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I would like to offer you:
a) 1,000,000,000
or
b)whiskey
I will await your decision.
P.S. I may or may not have spent the $1,000,000,000 on restoring a 1977 Ford Pinto.
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“Licking my eyeballs.” Domain of dogs, babies, and the newly, freshly dead.
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Possibly the greatest thing about the article, aside from the writing of course, is the source on the second bar graph that simply states, “Made this the fuck up.”
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My favorite Toto fact is that the individual members of the band played on almost every single 70s soft/yacht rock album.
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I tend to view anything New Presidential in regards to Monty Python’s “Confuse A Cat” skit.
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George Wendt is “overly eager soup drinker.”
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Open lace or open end? You’re leaving out important details.
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You must remember, to most, “sarcasm” means “say ugly and brutal things to loved ones and then yell ‘Oopsie!’” when called on their inside out voices.
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Stuttering butt will haunt my next few conference calls. I salute you, sir.
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I sincerely hope that the Bills do not 1990s this thing up.
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You have an Ouroboros Kitty. No beginning, no end. Food is ingested…somewhere.
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Brother, I must be Buffalo weather because I, too, suffer from a catastrophic loss of stability.
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Man, I really wish you guys wouldn’t go through my Google+ like that.
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They didn’t pour blood into the computer like they were told.
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The first time you encounter Antioch the Birthday Spider is nowhere near as joyous as the second time. Or the third.
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Sigh. Texas won’t let me.
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I’m certain Notre Dame alumni will have an issue with the substitution of atom-splitting devices in the QB position, especially in the shotgun.
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They’ll be going after Yahoo! Groups next. Mark my word.
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Undefeated against billionaires.
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“Sorry, honey. We can’t go to Nassau because Elon’s Mega Blox spaceship blew up.”
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Let’s not forget the implication of preowned YouTube airboats.
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Yeah, but you might get Ricky Williams in trouble again for getting too close to the sideline.
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I haven’t tasted the souls of NFL coaching staffs yet, but I can only assume they’re a little more fatty.
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Achievement Unlocked: Strangled by Six Pack Rings
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Says the head of the Anti-Nocturnal Coffee Society.
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Three words: SpongeBob Halftime Show.
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This is like that meme where trying to replace any word with “cat” just makes it even more insane.
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It’s propaganda like this that’s keeping the Nocturnal Coffee Society from getting new members.
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The Great Gazoo would like a word…
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Only recourse is to string some very dim white bulbs that spell out, “helpme”.
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Well, yeah. It’s behind the Laffy Taffy.
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If he lands, his podcasts will auto update, and he can sink into madness.
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Well, sir, somebody gotta get to Dublin to make sure the mixture’s right. Got no time for kickin’ balls when the syrup’s off.
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See, that’s my diplomacy chart in Civ when I get longbowmen, tanks, bombers, and ICBMs.
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“Well, Coach, we laced their Uncrustables with preworkout and a thermogenic so they’d get that ‘fifth gear’ we talk about all the time. We have weighted Snuggies and a dinosaur pop-up book for when they crash out.”
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We got some extra yards out in the truck, above the tackle box but below the gun rack.
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My two favorites:
An Ant Is Born
Babies Are Stupid
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I had to argue with an insurance provider in regards to my T1D son about insulin, and their question was, “Are you sure he needs it?”
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I’m in Texas. The horrible west part. We don’t know who we are, but we do know if’n you’re on our prop’ty.
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If you’re not building the Pyramids by turn 3, are you even trying to win?
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You just…just…just you wait. I’ll be the most soberest thing you’ve ever seen! Just lemme…what were we talking about? Drinks? Hell yeah! I love the drinkeringst peoples!
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They can chat about why the ACC got snubbed. Just a talking point. Discuss amongst yourselves.