however if I am not confirmed, I will become more alcoholic than you can possibly imagine - ThreadSky

krang.bsky.social • 85 days ago

however if I am not confirmed, I will become more alcoholic than you can possibly imagine

Reposted from The Daily Beast

Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.

Comments

mlhughes.bsky.social•85 days ago

I don’t see a problem here. Do you? 🙄

ohitsthatone.bsky.social•85 days ago

The checks in the mail, I promise.

clawful1.bsky.social•85 days ago

This is a disgusting double standard. This guy isnt allowed a drop if drink.

Bannon will be allowed to drink.. and piss himself , and drink some more and knock over a liquor store.

leftyvegan.bsky.social•85 days ago

This is one of those "won't pardon Hunter" promises.

bobobobobob.bsky.social•85 days ago

maubpp.bsky.social•84 days ago

Do you think this would be a good pitch for when I'm asked about a DUI in a job interview?

truskers.bsky.social•85 days ago

He actually pivoted straight from
“I have never committed domestic abuse”
to
“If you take me back I’ll stop drinking”

bptuck.bsky.social•85 days ago

Light beers only

truskers.bsky.social•85 days ago

Hegseth tells Trump “your sister is just jealous, of course she’s lying”

ollyjr.bsky.social•85 days ago

I love how so many of these guys have the hairdos of television evangelists or used car salesmen of decades past. Coordinates perfectly with their oily personalities.

robinhirsch.bsky.social•85 days ago

Honestly that’s probably going to happen either way

romabysen.bsky.social•85 days ago

He should drink even more and be on judge boxwine's show

vorral.bsky.social•85 days ago

You just…just…just you wait. I’ll be the most soberest thing you’ve ever seen! Just lemme…what were we talking about? Drinks? Hell yeah! I love the drinkeringst peoples!

chriscjackson.bsky.social•85 days ago

Time to install a breathalyzer on the nuke button

therochester.bsky.social•85 days ago

How drunk do you have to be?

dragoonscene.bsky.social•85 days ago

Rookie mistake. The key to getting confirmed is leaning into your alcoholism.

ohitsthatone.bsky.social•85 days ago

Alcohol is so last week. Special K and whatever Don Jr rubs on his gums is what the crew at the club are doing these days. That's what my friend says, anyway.

dragoonscene.bsky.social•85 days ago

Hegseth could, in the alternative, secure the appointment by injecting pure adrenochrome into his eyeball on TikTok.

ohitsthatone.bsky.social•85 days ago

Can you imagine the pay per view potential of livestreaming the party at Maralardo with such luxurious indulgences? Or hell, maybe over at Matt's pad with all the special sugar babes.

voscovery.bsky.social•85 days ago

Who would possible say that other than an alcoholic. Lol

patchesmel.one•85 days ago

Gonna transcend the definition of abusive if they don’t give me this job

porschejeff.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ben!

bearsaremean.com•85 days ago

promising to stop drinking in the future is the closest he's come to being qualified for this job, that's the header of the resume

thegoodmitch.bsky.social•85 days ago

And it’ll be all YOUR fault! Could you live with yourselves then???

do-not-dm-me.bsky.social•85 days ago

Spoken like a true alcoholic.

toobiefrank.bsky.social•85 days ago

He’s going to quit drinking because apparently the witnesses to his drinking are to be believed. The witnesses to his assaults on women? That’s she said smeg said.