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13-yr-old Camarria Williams made a remarkable discovery when she found a compound with potential cancer-fighting properties in goose poop from Garfield Park, Chicago. This surprising find happened while participating in the Chicago Antibiotic Discovery Lab, a STEM program in collaboration with the

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WONT SOMEONED THINKS OF THE CHILDREN??

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(Gasaraki) thinking about the artificial muscles in Gasaraki.... even without actual meat you can do so many cool things with like, synthetic things in a mecha that are just really fun and visceral. Gasaraki has a lot of it that I really like...

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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

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That’s what someone on ketamine would say

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Person Standing Far Away From Burial Must Have Deep, Dark Secret About Deceased theonion.com/person-...

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BLADE RUNNER (1982, Ridley Scott)

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Dive into Fume City with these phone wallpapers! 🌆 11 colour variations – which one's your favourite? Let me know in the comments! Free to download: ko-fi.com/s/917b411bc9 #futuristic #industrial #scifi #magic #pixelartist #pixelart #pixquare #art #ドット絵 #aseprite #artlife

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🍃To be #001 in the entire Pokédex must feel truly legendary! 😎 #pixelart #artmoots

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Warm Weather Finally Allows Man To Get Outside, Explore New Ways To Sweat theonion.com/warm-we...

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Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh

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practice

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Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

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Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad theonion.com/grade-s...

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Outside Not Looking Forward To People Wanting To Walk Around In It Again This Summer

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Found this on another generic social media platform….

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something red!

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Space Pies! ✨🪐🥧🍰🪐✨

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FOUR DAY PLANET (1978) Acrylic on Masonite - 30" x 20" With science fiction covers, I’m more interested in having a painting be about the figures in the composition, so the technology almost always takes a back seat to whatever else is going on. 1/3 #art 🪐📚

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yay it's done! ⭐🪐☕Space Nighthawks 🚀🐱🥞🌃 the print is up too www.inprnt.com/gallery/spac...

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[Halo3] #90 Crow’s Nest(56)

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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism theonion.com/adverti...

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Is anything real anymore? Or is this entire multiverse parody?

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My cover for MM Power Rangers Rita's Rewind ✨ Double sized issue, because we've got double the Rangers, double the Ritas, and a leap back to the 90s. This August (FOC Jun 23) -

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"Dottie, people don't think - and if they do, they're not thinking about you"

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lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

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Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day theonion.com/employe...

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Trump Invites WNBA Fans Who Yelled Slurs At Angel Reese To White House http://theonion.com/...

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What To Know About The MAHA Movement theonion.com/what-to...

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Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax theonion.com/billion...

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Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast theonion.com/trip-to...

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the first conspiracy.

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Aba-aba-aba ᗧ···ᗣ···ᗣ··

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I'd just really like to just live in a world with more adults instead of just ppl with all the hallmarks of an adult but are incapable of self regulation

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Sunset Lovers #Art by Jocelin Carmes

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She swims where gods dare not tread; born of magma, raised in rage, the lava siren takes no prisoners. #HellspawnMermaid #MoltenMythos #LavaSiren #MythicTerror #mermaids May 16, 2025 - Lavaflow Mermaid

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