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"they're just gonna use this as an excuse to crack down harder" yeah just like when you finally stood up to your childhood bully and got in trouble for it because he cried. you kinda had to do it anyway though. not just to prove to everyone else that you could fight back, but to prove it to yourself

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13-yr-old Camarria Williams made a remarkable discovery when she found a compound with potential cancer-fighting properties in goose poop from Garfield Park, Chicago. This surprising find happened while participating in the Chicago Antibiotic Discovery Lab, a STEM program in collaboration with the

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WONT SOMEONED THINKS OF THE CHILDREN??

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(Gasaraki) thinking about the artificial muscles in Gasaraki.... even without actual meat you can do so many cool things with like, synthetic things in a mecha that are just really fun and visceral. Gasaraki has a lot of it that I really like...

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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

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That’s what someone on ketamine would say

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Person Standing Far Away From Burial Must Have Deep, Dark Secret About Deceased theonion.com/person-...

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BLADE RUNNER (1982, Ridley Scott)

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Dive into Fume City with these phone wallpapers! 🌆 11 colour variations – which one's your favourite? Let me know in the comments! Free to download: ko-fi.com/s/917b411bc9 #futuristic #industrial #scifi #magic #pixelartist #pixelart #pixquare #art #ドット絵 #aseprite #artlife

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🍃To be #001 in the entire Pokédex must feel truly legendary! 😎 #pixelart #artmoots

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Warm Weather Finally Allows Man To Get Outside, Explore New Ways To Sweat theonion.com/warm-we...

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Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh

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practice

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Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

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Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad theonion.com/grade-s...

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Outside Not Looking Forward To People Wanting To Walk Around In It Again This Summer

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Found this on another generic social media platform….

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something red!

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Space Pies! ✨🪐🥧🍰🪐✨

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FOUR DAY PLANET (1978) Acrylic on Masonite - 30" x 20" With science fiction covers, I’m more interested in having a painting be about the figures in the composition, so the technology almost always takes a back seat to whatever else is going on. 1/3 #art 🪐📚

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yay it's done! ⭐🪐☕Space Nighthawks 🚀🐱🥞🌃 the print is up too www.inprnt.com/gallery/spac...

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[Halo3] #90 Crow’s Nest(56)

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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism theonion.com/adverti...

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Is anything real anymore? Or is this entire multiverse parody?

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My cover for MM Power Rangers Rita's Rewind ✨ Double sized issue, because we've got double the Rangers, double the Ritas, and a leap back to the 90s. This August (FOC Jun 23) -

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"Dottie, people don't think - and if they do, they're not thinking about you"

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lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

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Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day theonion.com/employe...

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Trump Invites WNBA Fans Who Yelled Slurs At Angel Reese To White House http://theonion.com/...

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What To Know About The MAHA Movement theonion.com/what-to...

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Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax theonion.com/billion...

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Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast theonion.com/trip-to...

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the first conspiracy.

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Aba-aba-aba ᗧ···ᗣ···ᗣ··

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I'd just really like to just live in a world with more adults instead of just ppl with all the hallmarks of an adult but are incapable of self regulation

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Sunset Lovers #Art by Jocelin Carmes

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She swims where gods dare not tread; born of magma, raised in rage, the lava siren takes no prisoners. #HellspawnMermaid #MoltenMythos #LavaSiren #MythicTerror #mermaids May 16, 2025 - Lavaflow Mermaid

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