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These are not detainments—they are kidnappings. These are not deportations—they are human trafficking. These are not detention centers—they are concentration camps. Language matters. This is fascism.

submitted 23 days ago • 187 comments

I went to Trump's own merchandise store inside Trump Tower and revealed how all of the items are made in China. The video is now being shared throughout China, and everyone is laughing at him.

submitted 24 days ago • 14 comments

Sharing my beauty secrets🙏💖

submitted 26 days ago • 10 comments

Illegal immigrants stole my 12-year-old’s job picking sugarcane. Thank you, President Trump, for helping get my child back to work🇺🇸

submitted 41 days ago • 27 comments

I want to go just to see the Elon Stans

submitted 63 days ago • 10 comments

All this business I am reading about social security is nonsense. My mom died on 2/18. My dad got a letter yesterday informing him her benefits were ending and he had to repay the February payment because they don’t give a payment in the month someone dies. They know where every dollar is.

submitted 64 days ago • 601 comments

The sex trafficker blocked me for calling him a sex trafficker

submitted 68 days ago • 39 comments

@waltermasterson.bsky.social showed up to speak at our rally as well!

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

I made sure to email [email protected] with a full accounting of my workweek.

submitted 73 days ago • 13 comments

Watch me get unhinged. Trolling Pro-Lifers at the "March for Life" youtu.be/FiH-VNT4qKw

submitted 88 days ago • 17 comments

Fascists are getting way too comfortable these days.

submitted 92 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 95 days ago • 13 comments

I try to convince MAGA to hate billionaires youtu.be/s2vUI1461Cg

submitted 99 days ago • 30 comments

Jesus Christ is not allowed here according to MAGA😂

submitted 99 days ago • 19 comments

Was trying to remember why I had mentally bookmarked him and it was because last summer Colombian tabloids spread a rumor he was having an affair with Linda Yepes, a transgender newscaster. Not only did he refuse to deny it but decried transphobia as akin to Nazism

submitted 101 days ago • 80 comments

I ask Patriot Front what it’s like being a virgin. youtu.be/yZqSSW869OI

submitted 101 days ago • 11 comments

Huge. Lisa Murkowski announces she will vote against Hegseth! If she's your Senator PLEASE call her and thank her! thehill.com/homenews/sen...

submitted 104 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 104 days ago • 7 comments

If it walks like a nazi...

submitted 105 days ago • 10 comments

Send this to anyone mentally struggling with Trump’s Tariffs. Tariffs Explained to MAGA by a Professional Importer/Exporter youtu.be/xwZT_nisxsQ

submitted 104 days ago • 41 comments

submitted 105 days ago • 22 comments

I have faith in Hegseth. A lot of the abusive blackout drunks I know have turned it around with the gentle nudge of an insanely stressful job w/ no oversight or accountability.

submitted 106 days ago • 71 comments

Asking MAGA about Elon Musk's "Salute" at the DC Inauguration youtu.be/18KWFa3PkTA

submitted 106 days ago • 52 comments

Everyone deadnaming Caitlyn Jenner because she's a Trump supporting ghoul who ran someone over with her car

submitted 107 days ago • 67 comments

There was a 900 page book called PROJECT 2025 that gave precise details on Trump’s plan for America. The authors of Project 2025 have all been given corresponding roles in Trump’s administration. We know what’s coming next, we literally read the book word for word.

submitted 109 days ago • 19 comments

I became famous in 2020 criticizing Trump for his potential Tik Tok ban. It’s 2025 and everyone is looking to Trump and his incoming corporate oligarchy to save the same app. Nothing makes sense anymore.

submitted 109 days ago • 30 comments

We all see it, damnit!!

submitted 111 days ago • 16 comments

FOLKS: The Senate is voting on the Laken Riley Act today. Make no mistake, it's a racial profiling bill. DEMAND YOUR SENATORS VOTE NO. Can we get 1,000 fast reposts and replies using the hashtag #NoRacialProfilingLaws to get it trending on Bluesky? Please and thank you! 🙏💪

submitted 110 days ago • 275 comments

Are you in NYC? Come to my live show. bit.ly/walterUSA

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments

Hegseth: The Army has quotas for female hires. Senate Subcommittee: Where the fuck does it say that? Hegseth: Trust me bro.

submitted 113 days ago • 8 comments

Sen. Duckworth: Tell me one fact about ASEAN? I’ll give you a hint, it’s in Southeast Asia. Hegseth: Oh you mean South Korea, Japan and Australia? Nailed it.

submitted 113 days ago • 9 comments

Now THAT IS FUNNY!!! #ChuckandJim

submitted 127 days ago • 2 comments

The time I trolled General Flynn.

submitted 114 days ago • 4 comments

What inspired you to get into music? CEO: I fucking hate it. www.404media.co/ceo-of-ai-mu...

submitted 114 days ago • 14 comments

No ‘water system in the world’ could have handled the LA fires. How the region could have minimized the damage.

submitted 116 days ago • 283 comments

Just once I want a republican congressman to have a fake alt account of a black lesbian that properly hates him: @ TaniquaF4F: "I live in your district and you're a racist POS Mike Johnson, i hope you go to therapy. Someone get him help. He needs to be held. Seriously...hold him fr."

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments

NEW: Nearly every California Republican in Congress fled the state to Mar-a-Lago as LA continues to burn.

submitted 115 days ago • 1230 comments

Why is the media like this?

submitted 116 days ago • 1803 comments

It’s that simple…

submitted 116 days ago • 30 comments

Does anyone in LA want to safely volunteer? Here is where you go.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 117 days ago • 6 comments

Do not look on twitter right now, it’s more toxic than the fires.

submitted 119 days ago • 16 comments

¿Dónde está mi gente? We need more Latino resister voices in here. Reply below so you can be added to this Starter Pack go.bsky.app/8fiibwp

submitted 122 days ago • 42 comments

submitted 127 days ago • 20 comments

Jimmy Carter, the peanut farmer who won the presidency in the wake of the Watergate scandal and Vietnam War, endured humbling defeat after one tumultuous term and then redefined life after the White House as a global humanitarian, has died. He was 100 years old.

submitted 129 days ago • 14 comments

That time I called Matt Gaetz a Pedo.

submitted 133 days ago • 18 comments