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@waltermasterson.bsky.social showed up to speak at our rally as well!

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I made sure to email [email protected] with a full accounting of my workweek.

submitted 23 hours ago • 11 comments

Watch me get unhinged. Trolling Pro-Lifers at the "March for Life" youtu.be/FiH-VNT4qKw

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

Fascists are getting way too comfortable these days.

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submitted 23 days ago • 13 comments

I try to convince MAGA to hate billionaires youtu.be/s2vUI1461Cg

submitted 27 days ago • 28 comments

Jesus Christ is not allowed here according to MAGA😂

submitted 27 days ago • 18 comments

Was trying to remember why I had mentally bookmarked him and it was because last summer Colombian tabloids spread a rumor he was having an affair with Linda Yepes, a transgender newscaster. Not only did he refuse to deny it but decried transphobia as akin to Nazism

submitted 28 days ago • 82 comments

I ask Patriot Front what it’s like being a virgin. youtu.be/yZqSSW869OI

submitted 29 days ago • 12 comments

Huge. Lisa Murkowski announces she will vote against Hegseth! If she's your Senator PLEASE call her and thank her! thehill.com/homenews/sen...

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If it walks like a nazi...

submitted 32 days ago • 11 comments

Send this to anyone mentally struggling with Trump’s Tariffs. Tariffs Explained to MAGA by a Professional Importer/Exporter youtu.be/xwZT_nisxsQ

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I have faith in Hegseth. A lot of the abusive blackout drunks I know have turned it around with the gentle nudge of an insanely stressful job w/ no oversight or accountability.

submitted 33 days ago • 72 comments

Asking MAGA about Elon Musk's "Salute" at the DC Inauguration youtu.be/18KWFa3PkTA

submitted 34 days ago • 54 comments

Everyone deadnaming Caitlyn Jenner because she's a Trump supporting ghoul who ran someone over with her car

submitted 34 days ago • 67 comments

There was a 900 page book called PROJECT 2025 that gave precise details on Trump’s plan for America. The authors of Project 2025 have all been given corresponding roles in Trump’s administration. We know what’s coming next, we literally read the book word for word.

submitted 36 days ago • 19 comments

I became famous in 2020 criticizing Trump for his potential Tik Tok ban. It’s 2025 and everyone is looking to Trump and his incoming corporate oligarchy to save the same app. Nothing makes sense anymore.

submitted 36 days ago • 32 comments

We all see it, damnit!!

submitted 39 days ago • 17 comments

FOLKS: The Senate is voting on the Laken Riley Act today. Make no mistake, it's a racial profiling bill. DEMAND YOUR SENATORS VOTE NO. Can we get 1,000 fast reposts and replies using the hashtag #NoRacialProfilingLaws to get it trending on Bluesky? Please and thank you! 🙏💪

submitted 38 days ago • 277 comments

Are you in NYC? Come to my live show. bit.ly/walterUSA

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

Hegseth: The Army has quotas for female hires. Senate Subcommittee: Where the fuck does it say that? Hegseth: Trust me bro.

submitted 41 days ago • 8 comments

Sen. Duckworth: Tell me one fact about ASEAN? I’ll give you a hint, it’s in Southeast Asia. Hegseth: Oh you mean South Korea, Japan and Australia? Nailed it.

submitted 41 days ago • 9 comments

Now THAT IS FUNNY!!! #ChuckandJim

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

The time I trolled General Flynn.

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

What inspired you to get into music? CEO: I fucking hate it. www.404media.co/ceo-of-ai-mu...

submitted 42 days ago • 14 comments

No ‘water system in the world’ could have handled the LA fires. How the region could have minimized the damage.

submitted 43 days ago • 287 comments

Just once I want a republican congressman to have a fake alt account of a black lesbian that properly hates him: @ TaniquaF4F: "I live in your district and you're a racist POS Mike Johnson, i hope you go to therapy. Someone get him help. He needs to be held. Seriously...hold him fr."

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

NEW: Nearly every California Republican in Congress fled the state to Mar-a-Lago as LA continues to burn.

submitted 43 days ago • 1244 comments

Why is the media like this?

submitted 44 days ago • 1821 comments

It’s that simple…

submitted 44 days ago • 30 comments

Does anyone in LA want to safely volunteer? Here is where you go.

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Do not look on twitter right now, it’s more toxic than the fires.

submitted 47 days ago • 16 comments

¿Dónde está mi gente? We need more Latino resister voices in here. Reply below so you can be added to this Starter Pack go.bsky.app/8fiibwp

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Jimmy Carter, the peanut farmer who won the presidency in the wake of the Watergate scandal and Vietnam War, endured humbling defeat after one tumultuous term and then redefined life after the White House as a global humanitarian, has died. He was 100 years old.

submitted 57 days ago • 14 comments

That time I called Matt Gaetz a Pedo.

submitted 60 days ago • 18 comments

Make sure everyone sees this.

submitted 62 days ago • 606 comments

Watch Luigi’s arraignment Supporters flood Luigi Mangione's Arraignment youtu.be/dorISm5TAYg

submitted 63 days ago • 11 comments

GOP voters this week: Musk says shut it down so you shut it down! GOP voters next week: Why are my flights delayed? Where's my package? How come my trial for animal sex trafficking got postponed? Where'd FEMA go? The government does stuff. Keep it open, dummies.

submitted 67 days ago • 3 comments

Guardians of Uvalde shooting victims assaulted outside of courthouse. youtu.be/WcWOdTit7Dc

submitted 67 days ago • 15 comments

Do you agree?

submitted 68 days ago • 42 comments

Biden’s pardons are embarrassing.

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ICYMI: We directed $11 million to support food shelves and fight housing insecurity. All Minnesotans deserve a warm home and full table this holiday season.

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MAGA Politicians: The murder of an innocent CEO is horrifying and barbaric. We cannot have Americans take the law into their own hands. Cool so you condemn Daniel Perry for murdering Jordan Neely right? MAGA Politicians: Nah Perry is a gotdang hero. We need more like him. True American hero.

submitted 76 days ago • 21 comments