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Hey @kevinmkruse.bsky.social, I assume somebody tagged you in this... Congrats on freelancing for the Onion!

Taking a small break from railing against the end of the US democracy by watching the @orioles.com spring training opening day!

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

A functioning Democratic Party would be blasting this point all over right now

"Our nation’s core values are under attack, and standing up for what’s right takes bravery and courage. That’s why we, the Democrats, have decided to stay seated until we can figure out what to do."

Hey @kenwhite.bsky.social, a question about Eric Adams: could the remaining US Attorneys that have worked on his case transfer evidence to NY State prosecutors before they resign, so that NY could prosecute? I assume NY has analogous statutes they could charge?

AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.

I offer my gratitude to Danielle Sassoon, who resigned from her position as Interim US Attorney for the SDNY after being ordered to dismiss the indictment against Mayor Adams. She is a Federalist & a Scalia Clerk. She resigned out of fealty to the oath sworn by all DOJ attorneys, not politics.

Emil Bove is Stringer Bell

i just think if you're going to found a website called "the federalist" you should have to have at least a tiny understanding of what the federalist papers (like, say, 78) have to say about things

A MINOR

Hey @kevinmkruse.bsky.social , if the Democrats had any stones, they'd have done that Pfizer cancer commercial, but just as the kid was about to walk out of the hospital... *record scratch* "Moments like this, about to go away, because President Musk has cut NIH funding."

Right now, we're in the Lion King stage where Scar and the hyenas have taken over.... And Schumer and Jeffries are Timon and Pumbaa, singing effing "Hakuna Matata" And Simba has yet to be cast

With special lifetime award to Jon Voight!

Using @kenwhite.bsky.social post to remind everyone to set up MFA on your social media accounts NOW. Best is using an Authenticator app Next is email Cell is okay but not as secure If you don't and get hacked, the hacker WILL set up MFA and then have the upper hand proving they own the account

Trump: We'll rename it "Gulf of America" Gulf of Mexico: FAFO

Hey @kenwhite.bsky.social, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for often verbalizing/posting what it is I'm feeling but not able to articulate. Just be a good goddamn person in the real world, and you'll do more to fight Trumpism than anything else

Not everyone can fight Trumpism and Trumpists directly. But remember this: kindness, decency, and fidelity to American values are defiance in the face of Trumpism. So be kind, decent, and faithful, particularly to the many kinds of people despised and attacked by Trumpists. That’s revolutionary./1

Why did the Democrats lose? I have no idea why...

"Seriously, I don’t care how much it costs. Take every dime I have. But know this: I would level my house to the ground before I paid slightly higher property taxes to fund infrastructure that would prevent a landslide from leveling my house to the ground."

Not to be that guy, but 30 years of OPSEC training compels me to inform you that you're giving your birthday away to the entire internet by doing this. If you're okay with that, carry on. I'm not here to dampen your fun, but just to make sure you realize

Everybody talking about Derrick Henry abusing Minkah Fitzpatrick, but Isaiah Likely was dribbling grown men like a basketball

no electorate has ever been about to Find Out quite as hard as ours is right now

Four years ago, a sore loser and his followers attacked our democracy. The sad fact is: they got away with it. Unless we stand up to people who would defy what America stands for, they'll keep doing it. Even if it's just doing what's right in your little corner of the world, 1/