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submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

So apparently Deliveroo drivers now have to take a photo of their deliveries from time to time. My dog was barking and the driver handed me his phone to take the photo so he didn't have to get close and... I accidentally took a selfie and hit summit rather than retake.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Ten celebrity-inspired names for animals… 10. Lana Del Neigh (horse) 9. Tom Honks (goose) 8. David Hasselhop (rabbit) 7. Owl Pacino (owl) 6. Monty (python) 5. Quackie Chan (duck) 4. Egg Sheeran (chicken) 3. Scarlett Johamster (hamster) 2. Swim Shady (fish) 1. Pedro Pspspascal (cat)

submitted 5 days ago • 52 comments

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

submitted 5 days ago • 738 comments

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

submitted 6 days ago • 489 comments

Leftover pizza and M&S speckled eggs for breakfast. I'm a nutritionist's wet dream.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

“Now. I shall, as a friend, hold my tongue over what you have done to what was once a lovely grassy knoll…”

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

submitted 11 days ago • 1463 comments

Absolutely terrifying.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I'm the guy who designed Windows 11. My concept was 'All the same buttons, slightly different places'. My other job is changing where things are in supermarkets.

submitted 17 days ago • 98 comments

Also you should buy Patrick's books. He's hilarious.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It is the fourth anniversary today of the best lede for a newspaper article ever. I love the Irish. ☘️

submitted 21 days ago • 52 comments

People say attention spans are short now, but theatrical playbills from the olden days are like: ᴍʀ ᴡᴀʀʙᴏʏs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴇʀғᴏʀᴍ ONELY THE GOOD BITS FROM - 𝕁 𝕌 𝕃 𝕀 𝕌 𝕊 ℂ 𝔼 𝔸 𝕊 𝔸 ℝ - ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ʟɪɴᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ - 𝕆 𝕋 ℍ 𝔼 𝕃 𝕃 𝕆 - ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴍʀs sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ᴡɪʟʟ 𝙱 𝚁 𝙴 𝙰 𝙺 𝙳 𝙰 𝙽 𝙲 𝙴

submitted 22 days ago • 34 comments

Happy day, fellow women.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Colbert nails it

submitted 26 days ago • 190 comments

Innocently went for dinner and this entrepreneur just hopped into my lap and opened a biscuit factory. That's the kind of attitude we need these days.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Well, that's enough watching a decent man being bullied in stereo by a pair of small dick wankers for one day.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."

submitted 32 days ago • 181 comments

One of the best things about the word bum is that unless you type in all caps (like a twat) the word Bum has two bums in it.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The weird beauty of a shitty zoom

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

updated tagline is looking a little too honest tbh

submitted 38 days ago • 48 comments

Jesus! That’s one of the best completely wrong photos yet

submitted 41 days ago • 11 comments

I love this Belgian souvenir coin bc it looks like you’ve fainted, and as you start groggily coming to, you open your eyes to find all the architectural gems of Belgium clustered around you & staring down in concern

submitted 45 days ago • 7 comments

Petition for my husband to shit quietly without commentary.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Can't believe it's 881 years since that slag Robert of Chester completed his translation from Arabic to Latin of the Liber de compositione alchemiae, marking the birth of Western alchemy. Still freaks my nut in to this day

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 51 days ago • 351 comments

My version of those “saw you on the bus and wish I’d asked you out” classifieds - tall man with orange knitted hat and moustache on southbound Victoria Line at 1330 - you looked like you were really enjoying the book you were reading, but I couldn’t see the spine. What was it?

submitted 51 days ago • 8 comments

Yeah, this is what you say in a situation like this. Not whatever THAT was.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

A Cantonese equivalent to “Jack of all trades, master of none” is 周身刀，無張利. It means “equipped with many knives, yet none are sharp”

submitted 60 days ago • 6 comments