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if i were winning an award for emilia perez (ew) i would simply fucking say anything about the assault on trans lives and rights in this country

Director: You get that guy falling off the building shot figured out? Effects lead: Sure did boss, real long arms just like you asked. Director: what

I personally consider the boycott a success because it was a baby practice action for people who have never done that before. People got on board! They got to feel what it was like! It was easy! And when they get asked to do something next, they’ll have an experience to build off of.

CDC data shows the flu vaccine, on average, saves more than 5,000 lives per year. So yes, the RFK, Jr. and the Trump administration are planning mass murder.

“well, look at the time!” (5 minutes into the party)

Opt out TODAY!

all modern society is built around preventing anyone from ever feeling uncomfortable for even one second, and unfortunately that small moment of crisis is the place where all innovation happens

There are a lot of people on here smugly telling people that protests don't work, that boycotts are pointless. These people are part of the problem, not the solution. Taking action, even at the most base level, as opposed to only calling reps, or posting, is a highly effective form of engagement.

Gene Hackman’s dead and Alec Baldwin is getting his own reality tv series. I wish someone would have asked me first if I even wanted to be born instead of just casting me into this hell

my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do

The stupidest possible crap, produced by the world’s biggest assholes, for gleeful consumption by the nation’s most spiteful dipshits, at the cost of literally everyone else.

"Resigning in protest" as a concept is really coming up against its greatest weakness "sweet jobs opening up for completely unethical shitheads."

Rich people are fucking stupid. Just leeches on society.

Was feeling nostalgic for my old Digital 8 Track that I’ve had for like 20 years. So I dug it out and made some progress recording a song for a comp that’s waaay overdue. Then the power supply bugged out and deleted everything. Feels like 2005 all over again, hell fuckin’ yea 😎

Cult author Mark Z. Danielewski‘s groundbreaking horror novel HOUSE OF LEAVES turns 25 this year, and the author is celebrating with the announcement of his highly anticipated upcoming Untitled Novel arriving this October:

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

I don’t want to be around anymore

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

Their arms just do that now.

well done, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

i find the concept of him passing away so fascinating

I've never seen so many mobilizations, rallies and actions, honestly. They're happening pretty constantly, in cities but also in small towns and in every single state. They're not getting tons of coverage, but they're happening, and they're growing. Join one, or start one, you're not alone in this.

This is the first post I’ve seen on Bluesky that hasn’t ruined my day

The cruelty. bbc.com/news/article...

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

happy presidents day

There’s a Grouch behind this place….

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

holy shit who was that guy's lawyer

Bill Burr dropping bombs 💣

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

At the grocery store and it looks like a lot of men are making flowers for dinner tonight.

Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji

And if something doesn't break I'm just gonna go, go fucking insane open.spotify.com/track/5AMj9O...

Back in high-school, some folks planned this huge food fight for lunch period. Bunch of people agreed to do it. But when lunch time came and the first morsels were thrown, everyone but a couple kids chickened out. So the effort was squashed pretty quickly and those kids presumably got detention.

lol we’re fucking done

GET READY FOR A 17 ACROSS