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Trying to make it through adulthood alive
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Today in cat scam news, my cat has worked out this scam where she pretends her normal food is completely inedible so that she can live off the treats she convinces me to give her. But then at night when she thinks I'm sleeping I can hear her crunch crunch crunching the normal food

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Temu and shein must be really busy 😫

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Why am I always hungry

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D.B. Cooper’s full name was Dooper Booper Cooper

submitted 85 days ago • 21 comments

I’m sorry it’s a chicken pie and mash kind of day for me

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Apparently it's seven years since I was the most read news story with a 10 year old gif

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Spending most of your drive shouting “DON’T INDICATE THEN!”

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I remember when my manager threw out my ethnic lunch because it “didn’t smell right” and I cried

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I’m getting sick of capitalism

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Who won the mac and cheese fight by the way?

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I can’t believe I only have £200 left until the end of the month and it’s only 3 days after pay day 🥲

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i miss you (the money i spent)

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Can’t decide if I want to go on a run or eat cheese

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My christmas tree is so underwhelming but I think it’s cute 🥺

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My day is divided into when I eat lunch and when I can eat dinner.

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Guys I made it into work somehow

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Should I call in sick tomorrow? 🤧

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I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

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I realised eating a single taco is never enough. The appropriate amount is always 3+

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"Your trauma made you stronger" No, it absolutely did not, I made myself stronger. My trauma did make me funnier though.

submitted 92 days ago • 56 comments

How is it legal that I have to go work tomorrow??

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Oh so what it's December now?

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Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore

submitted 92 days ago • 394 comments

My husband just checked his blood pressure and has suddenly decided to workout at home 🥹

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What is eggnogg??

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I would like to feed him More Peppers

submitted 93 days ago • 133 comments

Goodmorning to everyone except people that enjoy mint chocolate chip ice cream

submitted 93 days ago • 22 comments

That magical feeling when a book smells like adventure, heartbreak, and coffee all at once. 📖 🩷 ☕️

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t know if “When the phone rings” will trigger anything but I’m willing to find out

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This is why I love artwork so much

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i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me

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the person who invented deodorant must have been FED UP ngl

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Me during summer when I have allergies 🥲

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Nothing upsets me more viscerally than when a family member doesn't organize their kitchen the same way I do

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I see my mechanic more than my own father at this point. Why is my car always giving me issues 🥺

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