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<diligently updating the list of career paths on the university’s “Major in Mathematics!” poster>

submitted 17 hours ago • 18 comments

Pope Leo XIV is the first pope who has watched Bulls games via ballstreams on a VPN from Vatican City

submitted 20 hours ago • 13 comments

Big 10 expansion is outta control

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

AMERICAN POPE??!?!?

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

just waiting for the "there's leftover food from the conclave still in the Sistine Chapel, help yourselves" email to go out

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

learning the popes have their own kiss-and-cry … life changing knowledge

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

If anyone has a hidden Rosary and would like to use it, now is the time

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

The rats have chosen a new pope.

submitted 21 hours ago • 19 comments

when is the “grwm as I announce myself as the new pope” tiktok dropping

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

submitted 21 hours ago • 78 comments

okay who out there will think to do a New Pope News Dump in the next 20 minutes

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

just got overexcited and googled POPE in all caps because I didn’t know what else to do in the moment

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

going out on a limb to ask could it perhaps be the literal passage of time

submitted 1 day ago • 300 comments

DIDN'T TAKE LONG. This is what you call "committing to the bit."

submitted 1 day ago • 174 comments

It’s weird how a bunch of societal phenomenon which could easily be bunched together as “people spending less time with other people” get separated out and then individually touted as either good things “less drinking” or bad “less babies” and never the twain do they meet.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Too shitty for Piers Morgan is very shitty indeed.

submitted 1 day ago • 150 comments

*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

I enjoy the implication by Dimon that this wasn't happening before WFH which uhhhhhhhh was not my experience nymag.com/intelligence...

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

I feel really stupid asking again

submitted 2 days ago • 231 comments

Davide Frattesi asked why he dummied and then shot the ball on his goal: "... I was thinking that, uh, if I don't score I'm fucked"

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

The maddest tweet you'll see all day

submitted 2 days ago • 285 comments

bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

Did Chalamet skip the Met Gala because the Knicks were playing tonight? At least a 70% chance right

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

spy vs. spy but make it sexy

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I either agree with or understand all these points (including the people who really dislike it!), but if we can’t be goofy with the umpteenth studio movie in an ongoing series when can we. This is such a Don’t Overthink It And Just Have Fun situation

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Re LLMs writing term papers: the other day I saw someone say that using LLMs to write is like bringing a forklift to the gym. It's not that the weights need to go up; it's that you need to do the lifting. The doing of the work is the result, not the paper being done or the weights having moved.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

This was also the first sentence in this story at which I let out a real and unflattering HA!

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

"SCORE! SCORE!"

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

It is interesting that arguably nobody understands/gels with Cruise better than McQuarrie and McQuarrie's take on Cruise across multiple franchises now is an utterly lonely relic of a bygone age whose only joy is getting together with work colleagues to do a project.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

god a Rantanen Game 7 hatty vs. Colorado is too fuckin perfect

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

post Sad Nathan MacKinnon post the Sad Nathan MacKinnon trilogy post it directly in my eyes

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, donating to the annual ex-Vox fund feels like sending a few bucks to my alma mater's latest graduating class

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The cantina band from Star Wars seems even weirder now we know from Andor that the bar could’ve just been playing normal techno

submitted 6 days ago • 163 comments

Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag

submitted 270 days ago • 16 comments

The Rehearsal season 3 is already filming?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Noted 5th place finisher, Riley Gaines, who has made hundreds of thousands from her transphobic bigotry, is upset that another grifter, Shiloh Hendricks, has gotten $330k for screaming the N word at a 5 year old Black child on a playground. Who did she think her followers and supporters were?

submitted 6 days ago • 57 comments

This is the city where drivers mow down toddlers in crosswalks while making a turn against the signal and the cops let them drive home, right

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments