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Gamer dad, pop culture geek, and indie dev raised on cool 80s chip tunes, good pizza, and bad action movies. 🇦🇺 Melbourne 📥 [email protected] ♾️ 𝙱𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛! ♾️
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In primary school, I once called the cleaner (a man named Frank) “Garbage Guts”. My great aunt was the school principal and a high-up nun (it was a Catholic school). She organised a family dinner at her house and invited Frank so that I could formally apologise. Most awkward dinner ever.

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That surreal feeling when an Australian of the Year wears your website's merch to meet the Prime Minister

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Can confirm. 😅

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Oh no, Pt.2. This year will see the 40th anniversary of Back to the Future, and be ten years further into the future than the “future” from BTTF: Part II…

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Oh no. This year will see the 20th anniversary of Batman Begins and the 30th anniversary of Batman Forever. 💀

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I wasn’t aware there were any facts on Facebook and Instagram to begin with?…

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Happy New Year to you all. With love, Snake #YearOfTheSnake2025

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Happy New Year, everyone! 🎉 We’re staying out at my parents’ place, near where the Beyond the Valley music festival is. The usual country quiet is currently being punctuated by a thundering DOOF! DOOF! DOOF! DOOF! Looks like I’ll be entering 2025 the same way I left 2024: very, very tired.

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Just watched episode 2 of #Dandadan. ‘Twas great, and Okarun channelled his inner broccoli. 🥦

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Ladies and gentlemen,… realbirdfakebird.com

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I’m in.

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Machete approved.

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When your pockets are at the same height as the kitchen cupboard handles.

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NOW it’s officially Christmas movie season.

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The moment we all wait for. 🍫

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

It’s that time again. 🎄💥

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Connoisseur, huh? Sounds fancy. I call it “Struggling to play a little bit of as many games as possible so I can keep up with culture meaning that I never finish any and my backlog just keeps getting bigger and bigger and oh my god it just never ends I’m gonna be buried under a mountain of games…”

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NEW GAME ALERT REAL BIRD FAKE BIRD It’s a cute daily browser game where you separate the REALS from the FAKES! Play RIGHT NOW: realbirdfakebird.com

submitted 77 days ago • 18 comments

Gotta love when you place an order for a game slashed to $27 only to suddenly have it become listed at $15 later the same day. 🫤

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When two lactose-intolerant people don’t take Lacteeze before eating a tray full of nachos with cheese and sour cream.

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Dark was a GREAT show. If you haven’t seen it, do your brain a huge favour. Wish that the creators were also given the opportunity to finish their follow-up series, 1899.

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Is there a game with more-infuriating onboarding and keyboard controls than Katamari Damacy? It’s much better with a controller, but hooooboi, that was frustrating.

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Still remember my phone blowing up with notifications, though this has nothing on the 2 million likes I got on TikTok for a video of my leaking water bottle… 🫠

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