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I convince you that I'm harmless by making you laugh.
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Every Irish person who has complained to me about Irish politics has immediately followed it up with “of course I know it’s nothing compared with what you’re dealing with…”

submitted 4 days ago • 331 comments

Sometimes the only thing that makes me feel better is painting nudes. So here we go.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

submitted 20 days ago • 230 comments

Absolutely have reached a level of homesickness my Gypsy ass has never reached in all my decades of traveling and living every freaking where.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

My life has been one long joke setup for my embalmer.

submitted 469 days ago • 1 comment

I am so sick of it being cold in the Mid-Atlantic States... This Florida-born girlie can't wait for it to be so hot that I'm gonna want to take off my skin, not just my bra.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I Mardis Gras'd my ass off Tuesday... That's why you didn't hear from me yesterday... But that's where that part of my Catholic School Girl upbringing cuts off. (Note: Also to include the Baptist,Jewish,and witchy AF...) Overcompensating for ennui with booze and other excesses...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

15 years ago, I gave up musicians for Lent. And THEN I gave up Lent for Lent, as a double failsafe.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna swing by church later and see if anyone gave up something I want

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

She glowed, like radioactive material.

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

Me irl

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun... Finish it.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

In the words of my ancient and very extra mother... "Don't love anything that can't love you back."

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I think I just witnessed a meet cute in the replies to one of my posts, and while i’m happy for both of them, I’ll be throwing my phone into the ocean, I’m not built for that kind of positivity.

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

I'm over my black hair again. May go Debbie Harry blonde by summer (ya know, with the excellent rootage?) I'll hit red back on the way down.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely at a breaking point with all forms of social media besides this one, because I just haven't either truly attempted to use it yet? Or I haven't broken it yet. Also, yet.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I am the mother of three sons. I would sell my soul to the devil to save each of them. Especially if I recognized the devil.

submitted 114 days ago • 1332 comments

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

submitted 127 days ago • 2478 comments

What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself? I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice. But I am curios.

submitted 114 days ago • 4487 comments

The Hourglass Nebula seen by Hubble

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