What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself?
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
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"There is a sale now at this Jacksonville Home Depot - an extended black Friday sale I think, you know how those things go :) - on hammers. So I'd like you to to - ASAP - grab one of those discounted hammers and pound all that Florida sand up your ass."
Full stop,no explanation
They don’t deserve an explanation.
He was talking to someone he dislikes, and said, 'To put it politely fuck off.'
It made me laugh out loud.
If said properly it leaves a sting so cold like an arctic tundra is barren of food in the winter. ❄️
Not sure there is.
I would probably just tell them to go fuck yourself or fuck off.
That's coming from PA.
Makes them look very small! 👍😉 #staypetty
You don't want to know what we call you if we like you.
"you think...(hahaha)
"I give half a shit...(hahaha)
"about your OPINION?(HAHAHAHAHA)"
that usually shuts them up.
Insulting people is the extent of your sex life
I fart in your general direction.
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
I do desire we may be better strangers
What doesn't kill you disappoints the rest of us
You cause happiness whenever you go
Fuck Yourself.
We even use it in friendly context too.
Gaelic is fun.
It's kind of beautiful in a way 😂
The general vibe being; “I’ve got better shit to do” (doesn’t apply to tourists—just Brits)
Bless your little pointy head. I use this for all suspected KKK/MAGA.
(She was Caucasian, if you’re wondering)
The more adjectives, the more hopelessly fucked they are.
“Well bless his absolute sainted treasure of a heart…”
No, you fucking don't.
So many bullies.
I wore glasses so that middle finger was quite useful to push them up....😎
There is also the old classic from Shakespeare,Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene 2).
“Villain, I have done thy mother”
(Lol - Great Miltonesque.
: )
Or just “fuck you.”
Depending on how it’s used, but in this case, yeah 😉🙃
Well aren’t you special
God love you (silent: cause nobody else will)
- "Take a long walk off a short pier."
- "Go jump in a lake."
- "Did you just shit yourself?"
The most effective, however, are hand signs. Like
the motion of flicking a drop of water off your chin
with two fingers.
I hope you have the day you deserve.
Or
I wish for you only the best you can accomplish.
Or
I’ve already lowered my expectations but refuse to lower my standards.
A middle school student came up to her and said, "Get fucked, Miss."
It was the "Miss" that cracked us up.
math, a student said “Fuck off, Mr. Phelps!” So funny!
ex: " Jeeesus Bob, you really TRUMPED that all to hell ".
Go Fuck yourself, Princess
For it to be authentic Jersey speech.
wow you are very confident for someone who is so wrong and thinking I care what you think
or
Thanks so much for making the decision for everyone without asking—saves us all the trouble of thinking!
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