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Likes: cats, books, wine & spending time with my favorite people. Dislikes: Everything else.
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Just started this and already so much fun! #booksky 📚

have you ever tried…this one?

This 📚 was a fun, quick read! #booktok

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

I do think it’s super important right now and in the foreseeable future to really value moments of joy and to be intentional about making as many of them as you can

Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter

This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak. Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds

Know that companies phasing out their DEIA policies are doing so simply because the PR value of such programs has evaporated. Any company who needed these initiatives to begin with already didn't take the wellbeing of their employees seriously, did not intend to empower those left behind.

So Target got real comfy thinking us millennial moms won’t take our basic girl bits to Costco & Aldi after they cut DEI programs to satisfy the new administration. Big mistake. Huge.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

I have a little plea and it's this: please keep posting about things that aren't The Horrors. I am not saying to not look at or be informed about The Horrors. What I am saying—what I am genuinely kind of begging you to do—is keep posting about books and movies and sunsets and pets and joy. Please.

Cheers to Friday night! 🍷 #wine #winesky

This was such a neat read! Finished it in record time 📚 #booktok

I've started investing in stocks : beef, chicken, vegetable... One day I hope to become a bouillonaire.

Me: we ran out of black coffee so I opened up the red Him: that’s wine Me: I know, you’re so pretty!

Oop.

I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.

You guys need to see this and take it in… Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.

I bet those dweebs smell like day old musty sponges.

TikTok: *shuts down* Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭 TikTok: *returns* Me: who r u TikTok: Your shayla Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

If ICE asks for papers just reply with “scissors” cause scissors beat papers

Yesterday they renamed it the Gulf of America. Today it's snowing on the Gulf Coast. I'm not saying I did it... but I'm also not saying I didn't.

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

“…liberals would be well served to spend their time thrusting the presidency upon Donald Trump. Instead of searching for illusory quick fixes for the existence of the Trump administration, start demanding the Trump administration fix everything quickly.”

My kitten: Daddy, I need to clean you so that you are clean. Me: Thank you my son. My kitten: Now you smell like Whiskers Kitten turkey in rich gravy. Me: I am blessed.

Heroes.

just met a weiner dog named beef so not EVERYTHING is awful just most things

I think we all need to hear these words right now.

The thing is, I feel like if someone truly, accidentally, & unintentionally made a n*zi salute on a national stage, they would be appropriately horrified by it and apologize. And when they don’t ….. it says everything.

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

HEY. HEY. Yes, you. 🫵🏾 DO NOT REACT TO EVERY PIECE OF NEWS. It is all trash. It is all a dumpster fire. They are flooding us with cruelty and 404 errors and Executive Orders. Take a deep breath. It's only day 2. Get back in your body. Log off even for 5 mins and stare at wall. This is a marathon

I was going to put our Christmas pillows away today but Elaine said no.

Me at work: I can’t wait to go home and read! Me at home: *scrolls social media for 4 hours* 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Y'all need to pick a white woman to do your bidding now. Just pick one and make her stick her neck out and do the hard work. Black women are resting.

jason didn’t grow up in the states so I just had to explain to him that during the 90s there were multiple romantic movies where one character would receive a baboon heart and another character would fall in love with him over it. baboon heart was a genre.

The thing I hate most about singing along to the radio is when the artist gets the lyrics wrong.

Just out of curiosity - are the eggs any cheaper yet? I mean the asshole DID say they would be cheaper on day 1.

Okay well, here's a picture of Moo Deng eating ramen ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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