wingophone.bsky.social
3 fraggles in a trenchcoat
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If you have extra baby wipes, Lysol wipes, or boxes of tissues send them to school with your kids, the teachers will appreciate it!
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Is Norman Ohler available for a Blitzed 2?
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Laughs in public servant
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The largest lad
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Tell her to do gout weed next
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My money’s on gentian violet
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They were made by McCain or Minute Maid
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[citation needed]
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Would give my eyeteeth for a bottle of Unibroue R17
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Capital cost allowance for employment expenses?
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Imagine a world with flying cars…
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Not necessarily, they just realize that people will always reach for the freshest date, so they cook it and sell it at a discount so it doesn’t go to waste
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It’s the chickens that are near their sell-by date
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This is the answer, also if nutrition facts aren’t required by labeling laws, the company won’t do it
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What do we want?
MONSTERS
How do we want it?
OF THE WEEK
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This is the way
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Put those bear cubs back where you found them, I know they’re dang cute, but they have berries or salmons or something to eat
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The ideal airline owns no planes, and has no employees
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CARVE IT!
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Laboratories and kitchens clasping hands in solidarity over Sharpies that Never Fucking Work
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Maybelline has 4 in 1 perfector that might fit the bill
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Nuxe has an oil with gold bits in it… MAC strobe cream has a really subtle pink pearl
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This was entirely a thing. Dad would have us turn off the whole computer, then the surge protector. Turns out there’s a little battery on the motherboard that does not like that at all
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A dabber hashery
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Not a CPA but it’s very validating to know there are other tax nerds out there
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How much you want to bet he knows how to pronounce “ephebophile”
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The word “utilize” when “use” would suffice
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Let the Brittanies keep their glorious featherduster tails
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Salesperson told us a particular model would flush “9 pounds of fruit salad”
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This. Rich wives money-losing hobby boutique
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Forget washing it all… how are they drying it? All those hang to dry performance fabrics
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I have literally never been so envious
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They’re just mad that 99% of their job is just washing peoples’ luxury bones because fluoride works.
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Conception Bay, Baytona (used to be called Gayside), and Dildo
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There is a solution to the food dilemma: you tell them “gee Aunt Myrtle, that’s so thoughtful of you, but you really only need to bring yourself, we may have too much food already!”
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See any pufflings?
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Maybe especially then. Love how when they bring the expert in to do the thing we all think is stupid easy they're the valedictorian of it and it's hard as balls.
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Pocket Ocelot
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Teaching sand to think was our greatest magical malpractice.
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Sadly, if you measure by weight people will put stuff in them before crushing.
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Dr. Onion will see you now
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My MIL house is always magazine clean, I am in awe
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Envious of your asparagus, how do you not just eat it all in the garden?
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Max and Ruby was banned, just awful. Caillou is more of a clinic for parents that models how to deal with a whiny child
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Unfair, really.