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*casts a gay little spell that pisses you off* they/he 🛸 certified creature 🛸 yeehaw 🛸 cryptid from the great plains header by @8pxl.bsky.social
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Up next on my read/listen list, Far from Xanadu

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I just learned about oncilla. Look at how fucking cute this thing is as a kitten

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....want to replace the battery in my 3DS XL

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Getting my blood siphoned today. I'm already anxious and the additional time spent waiting because the donation center is backed up isn't doing me any favors

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Finished listening to the audiobook version of Idlewild. First of all, I didn't expect to feel so many emotions over this book. Second, Fay's epilogue on audiobook is a wild experience when you're listening in your car

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

submitted 11 days ago • 113 comments

Getting a college degree in a PoliSci field may as well be an act of self harm

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A really funny side effect of being involved in a serious academic project about comics and autism is that today I got to explain what the autism creature is to Cambridge University Professors

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

Thinking about the Ballad of Buster Scruggs and how I was ready for a full feature length film of Buster Scruggs himself

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I'm gonna say it. Alaska has never been closer to being sold back to Russia than in the year of our lord twenty twenty five

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News articles out here saying we're entering the new Cold War as if the first one ever ended. Although I suppose that's not entirely true. We lost the original Cold War on 11/05/24

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Still thinking about Everything, Everywhere, All at Once and how hard it gut punched me. I didn't expect to cry

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

This tax season, we're here to remind you about TurboTax's 20-year fight to stop Americans from filing their taxes for free. (Published Oct. 2019)

submitted 16 days ago • 64 comments

Tax season feels so fucking punishing when you have executive dysfunction

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Having a horrible breakout on one of my shoulders that I cannot seem to get under control :')

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Does anyone actually like me for me? It feels yet to be seen

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I don't want to be at work

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Weaponize your happiness/joy. It's an easy way to identify abusers early. anyone who looks down on you for enjoying your hobbies in your own space/time, harming no one, then they are telling you who they are at hello. Friends will choose not to participate if they aren't feeling it, not shame you.

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044

submitted 32 days ago • 201 comments

it's weird people are being bitter about people not performing outrage online during this climate when performing online can now get you or someone you know arrested please recognize people who aren't talking politics around you aren't ignoring the world, they're doing survival strategies

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

Gritty continues to be a real one

submitted 41 days ago • 150 comments

🌺🌿🚊🌸🌾🌙 #pixelart

submitted 50 days ago • 27 comments

Emiel Regis walked so that Emet-Selch could run

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I want to sleep on my side so bad hhhhh

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One of my grandmas told me she refuses to call me Aster because, and I quote, "That's a kitty cat name."

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Before surgery I finally came out to my entire family. It's been mentally exhausting to deal with but at least it's finally over with and I don't have to hide

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Trans-masc Dog-Boy ❗️WOOF ❗️ (Done with mechanical pencil)

submitted 61 days ago • 13 comments

I bought Balatro 3 days ago and I fear I am addicted. This is @sammie.gay's fault

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

✷ Winter Stoat ✷

submitted 70 days ago • 11 comments

the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences

submitted 72 days ago • 186 comments

weed cat 2.0

submitted 73 days ago • 35 comments

The day is here. It feels so unreal. If younger me had even known top surgery were an option, I'd have gone for it a decade ago. Goodbye, tits. Thanks for your years of...just being there I guess 🫡

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Please Just Do Something

submitted 82 days ago • 134 comments