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Honestly anyone being influenced by anything he says is an idiot. His job is to be funny, not to make accurate political predictions.
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What you didn't get the two to four replacement Beatles where you are?
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Don't jinx it, the voters of NYC will elect Kyle Rittenhouse
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I had a cat that would attack my toes if they weren't covered. She died like 15 years ago and I still have to keep them covered lest her ghost get them.
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Although I do have a playlist saved that's just "The Decline" and Skinny Puppy's "Fascist Jockitch" because it really didn't need a third song.
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The Idiots Are Taking Over, for me.
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*Plurality of voters
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They were considering giving in until they got to the demand that they issue a statement saying a D from Penn is equivalent to an A at Harvard.
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Err, 1905, and invented the first "practical" automatic sprinkler.
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Okay but the guy who invented automatic sprinklers and got rich selling them died in 1909, UL certification or not.
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WTF it was built in 1968. I was expecting the lack of sprinklers to be because it was a 19th century historic building or something.
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Even in the "we collectively voted through our flawed system" sense, "we" voted to have a lying rapist as President, but I don't think "put US citizens in prisons outside the jurisdiction of the US courts" was even remotely on the ballot. Framing it that way suggests he has a mandate for this shit.
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Ok but this thread is literally about Trump telling the president of El Salvador that he wants him to build 5 more prisons there to send Americans to.
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Have you read the 25th amendment? It's literally harder to use than impeachment.
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Wait did we annex El Salvador? I feel like that would be big news.
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He might. The things others in the administration have filed containing the phrase "under penalty of perjury" that are just transparent lies because they know there are no consequences are astonishing.
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I've got some bad news about who would decide whether to prosecute him for perjury
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Epistemologists hate this one weird trick!
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I briefly thought you were telling everyone that turning blue is a symptom that everyone needs to be aware of.
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That would never win the primary over "actually the president is powerless and we promise to go back to acting like it"
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Elon won't even go to low Earth orbit on one of his own rockets. He's not going to Mars.
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Wait did you manage to get Amazon Music to stop announcing that your ad-free podcast was being brought to me ad-free from Amazon?
Get them to stop advertising on Realms Unknown that if I was using the app I'm already using I could be not hearing ads on podcasts that aren't the one I'm listening to?
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BBQ sauce is already like 50% ketchup so I'm not sure how much that changes things but they should totally bring the ketchup ones to the US
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The Lays ones are in the US, too. They rolled them out a couple of months ago.
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Ok my new answer is the "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" episode of Futurama.
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The Steerswoman series by @rosemarykirstein.bsky.social might count? It features travelling knowledge gatherers and the people who collate all the info
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If he said "hey, this person being in the US is offending the penguins on Heard Island and making our trade negotiations impossible", I think the courts might have to just accept that.
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Notably, protecting American students in the US from fear isn't even a justification that makes sense under his statutory authority. He's supposed to make up a bullshit foreign policy reason and instead submitted a bullshit domestic policy reason that's got nothing to do with the State Department.
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Also so many returns by people who thought they were ordering a porno player.
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They said building a giant rotating prison on the TX-LA border was a horrible idea but now who's laughing
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Even in the US we completely eliminated measles without universal healthcare. They managed to bring it back. 😡
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The male victim was his step-father. Still a big age gap, but no reason to think they were together when she was a teen
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If I were a federal prosecutor who was probably going to get fired for disobeying an illegal order eventually anyway, I'd get a grand jury to indict him for perjury right now.
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You can't become a billionaire if your brain's "I have enough" switch actually works. Any non-broken person would retire to live a life of luxury and/or philanthropy way before hitting a billion.
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Can we cede most of the state to Alabama first?
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TBH it's getting harder and harder to value democracy. The demos is stupid as fuck.
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PG couldn't put handwritten margin notes into their books even if they wanted to. 😀
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If you go back far enough everyone's ancestors wore stinky clothes.
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What are they going to do, shut down the Department of Education and take away the school's funding? Too late!
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Well, I'm sure Tom Cruise and RFK Jr. agree with you
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What does the S in DSM stand for, again?
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They haven't seen Minority Report either; they banned it because the title sounds woke.
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The advanced statistics guys really should stick to sports and stay away from immigration policy
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They should have gotten him to announce he was surrendering on tariffs at Appomattox.
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And Tim Apple can go fuck himself, too.
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Vaccines, fluoride, doritos, and pasteurization. And maybe exposure to wokeness?
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ICE running the Big, Beautiful Firewall that Mexico is going to pay for.
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She even forgot to say "mister". She just calls him "president"?
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I'm not a flooding expert but I don't think it's a particularly good idea to build right next to a mile-thick sheet of ice that you're hoping will melt as your city becomes warm enough to live in.