wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
Parent. Library worker. Tired weirdo.
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“Trump, In a show of strength…”
-the NYT tomorrow, probably
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So pretty, one of my all time favorite tarantulas!
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I think these freaks hear people having good-faith discussions on the history and power of language and interpret that as some kind of attempted mandate.
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Someone once asked Joseph Heller later in his life why he hadn’t been able to write anything else as good as Catch-22 and his response was “who has?” ✌️
Always really respected that answer!
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Sincerely the best spice.
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Think I’m going to start pretending I’m 44 now, instead of 45. Daria would NEVER
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Not just KD Lang performing Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah, specifically the time she sang it at the Vancouver Olympics. Her cover of Helpless is also a banger.
youtu.be/tcOQSk_cMO0?...
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Me, Arthur Morgan, chopping wood: Nah, seems fake
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Truly, they’re playing -1D chess
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This guy right here (Tliltocatl albopilosus) likes to dip crickets in his dish.
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Intentionally doing something to tank the stock market and then quickly undoing it can make someone a lot of money.
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Don’t worry, they’re all about to 🤷🏻♀️
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Honestly can’t think of anything potentially better for democracy than a bunch of cis guys injecting botulism into their nuts.
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Satire has nothing on current reality
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Oof.
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Glad you noticed! But heycan you maybe catch up and start resisting.
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I look at the generic newsfeed my phone vomits up at me, and it’s like nothing unusual is happening. Maybe *mildly* unusual at best . This is 100% the scariest part of this for me.
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Weeks? Nah. These freaks are still losing their minds about Benghazi over 10 years later.
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Read the room, bro.
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Oh nooooo. Cute blanket though!
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I can think of many that would be awful, but this would be one of the worst
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This is the one. I would literally die of shame.
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I definitely picked the right one to start smoking weed, though.
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Yup same.
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January must be getting to me
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True financial visionary, that dude.
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Ooooh, that explains a lot.
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Very same. I have a standing rule that I have to watch it every time it comes across my timeline and I keep expecting to get tired of it, but nope. Pure joy.
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There is like one solitary dude at work that smokes, and even that seems weird (I mean everyone probably just vapes but still!)
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Honestly I am definitely old enough to remember indoor smoking well and even I can scarcely believe it now! I even vaguely remember there being smoking on planes!
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I feel like I was a pretty good home cook before, but that book was a game changer for me. The salt layering advice alone was one of the most valuable kitchen tips I ever got.
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It’s a beautiful piece!
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And even more distressing when he destroys it.
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Thank you so much for this resource! I recently finished the Duolingo French course and have been trying to build new habits to keep growing my understanding instead of just maintaining it.
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Right? Such a kick in the teeth.
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My family does NYE pizza too! My daughter created this abomination. She says it’s Jonathan Bailey. Teenagers are amazing, ha.
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Feel like teen wolf deserves an apology, tbh
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God, I wonder why people distrust the medical system 🤔
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Dammit I wish I would have gotten this instead of eldin ring, I’m so lost.
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I used to but I don’t remember them or visit any more 😭
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Y’know what, the internet has definitely run its course now.
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lol yeah it’s not mine but when I got it I knew a bunch of folks would be thrilled
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