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I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories Also... Lego.
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I do like a good spanking story.

I like how the auto-adjusting camera just gave up. "Sorry, man. I don't have a filter-and-f-stop setting for 'supernova-in-my-face'."

At 10 years old, I once shook the hand of then Prime Minister Brian Mulroney because he apparently had a meeting at the same hotel in Toronto we were vacationing at.

"The skater dudes, grandmothers, and dog walkers forever taunt us, my love."

Kagome's bicycle and Optimus Prime's trailer have the same energy. #Inuyasha #Transformers

If anyone is having trouble following my (increasingly long) thread tracking incidents where police assaulted journalists at protests in Los Angeles this weekend, it's also in spreadsheet form here. This is the more organized version I've been sending to lawyers, agency chiefs, electeds, etc.

So sorry I'm actually in love with my partner. www.facebook.com/reel/5948190...

You annual reminder that "Tax Freedom Day is Bullshit" www.mrmoneymustache.com/2014/06/16/m... #taxfreedomday #FraserInstitute

This is why you don't mess with skateboarders. They have no pain nerves left.

No joke, if you have the middle unit in a townhouse, you can do this for real. I know a guy who just liked his house cooler in winter than both his neighbours, so he saved a bunch of money. xkcd.com/3099/

Oh, hell no. The daughters of ppl who ban Handmaid's Tale are the daughters who need to read it the most.

I don't want to minimise how this is used against men. I def had acquaintances (not *friends*, but a few less influential people in life) who viewed my youthful inexperience with a disdain bordering on insult. So that pressure is there for boys/men, but it's not as harmful as it is for girls/women.

Charlize's Chrisses obviously.

It needs a slot for "guy who unironically talks up Fight Club."