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I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories Also... Lego.
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This is why you don't mess with skateboarders. They have no pain nerves left.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

No joke, if you have the middle unit in a townhouse, you can do this for real. I know a guy who just liked his house cooler in winter than both his neighbours, so he saved a bunch of money. xkcd.com/3099/

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh, hell no. The daughters of ppl who ban Handmaid's Tale are the daughters who need to read it the most.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I don't want to minimise how this is used against men. I def had acquaintances (not *friends*, but a few less influential people in life) who viewed my youthful inexperience with a disdain bordering on insult. So that pressure is there for boys/men, but it's not as harmful as it is for girls/women.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Charlize's Chrisses obviously.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It needs a slot for "guy who unironically talks up Fight Club."

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Posted something on old Xitter without realising I wasn't here. Got a bunch of Libertarians going "cut my taxes! I'm a totally independent superman!" or whatever their b.s. is. Damn they're tiresome.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Not a Major Houlihan scene, but the most memorable M*A*S*H scene in my mind. youtu.be/t58eS9ud-BM?...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I'm really not one of the GenX ppl who thinks all the abuse and danger we suffered was a good thing. Kids used to die of strangulation on some of those old playgrounds. Don't lump us in with the Boomers, although GenX does have its douchebags.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

American Citizens? "Captured Nazi Scientists"

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Wow. Ever been in a discussion about breast cancer or violence against women and some incel feels the need to derail with, "Men get SA'd too!" or "What about [x] cancer that men get?" Who would do that except people who want to make situations worse? www.facebook.com/reel/1664248...

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

www.facebook.com/watch/?v=213... I find this so weird. Apparently women hate how they're expected to "fix" men. I never wanted to be "fixed" And yet I found myself viewed as a project. I needed to be told how to fold my own shirts, my towel, stock my dresser, etc. Never asked for it. /1

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

In case any of you were about to use "pro pelle cutem" (a pelt for a skin) as your motto, you should know that Canadian Tire now owns it, since it bought Hudson Bay's IP. www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/business/cou...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Does he think she was having enough sex to trigger a step counter SIX THOUSAND times? Vigorous is one thing, but... (And yeah, this is creepy bf behaviour for sure)

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

This is one of those situations where we, as spouses, don't make ourselves clear. The *first* time mom barged in on them "being intimate", the law had to be laid down. "I hated that. It was wrong. And YOU need to agree WITH ME that it was wrong." /1 www.facebook.com/reel/6123099...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This is like when the payday loan industry said they can't survive without charging at last 50% interest rates. Okay, then, the new maximum rate is 49%. Too bad, predator.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever need to write an erotic novel with an actual arch-villain, his name will be Slumpdick Jerkoff.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments