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officially 12 years since the headline"Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA"

submitted 201 days ago • 14 comments

"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book

submitted 205 days ago • 49 comments

submitted 215 days ago • 14 comments

No, he's not joining because thousands of people would dunk on him, like if Sisyphus were a basketball hoop

submitted 218 days ago • 198 comments

like every person in this cabinet is a behind the bastards podcast alumni lmao.

submitted 221 days ago • 1 comment

obsessed with this because putting on a bald cap instead of shaving your head is less like solidarity and more like “this is what you look like to me”

submitted 222 days ago • 164 comments

Be sure to block her, encourage others to block her, and deprive her of as much engagement as possible.

submitted 226 days ago • 14 comments

it’s pretty funny watching the right, who thrive online off of hate and “triggering the libs”, migrate here because people are abandoning twitter the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize

submitted 225 days ago • 1064 comments

submitted 225 days ago • 7 comments

this looks like the anime version of the dog from family guy.

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

honestly you have an unprecedented opportunity to do what the government won't bc the supplement trade is totally unregulated: tell us what's IN those things

submitted 226 days ago • 88 comments

following someone on bluesky that you don't follow on twitter feels like this

submitted 226 days ago • 13 comments

The Chinese version of three body problem 三体 is really good and you really should watch it

submitted 226 days ago • 1 comment

yeah the thing is like, we built Twitter into something the right wing wanted in the first place lol. the right doesn’t really generate culture, just reacts to it. I think we should starve them of our creative efforts, make something new

submitted 227 days ago • 36 comments

pop culture has demonstrated conclusively over the past few years that when you kowtow to the demands of nerds you get absolute garbage that even the nerds themselves don't like, so lol @ this 'vision'

submitted 441 days ago • 8 comments

Holy shit. "Eternal HOA" is wildly accurate.

submitted 614 days ago • 2 comments

banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite

submitted 640 days ago • 61 comments

enjoy thursday as much as this pup is enjoying thursday

submitted 640 days ago • 0 comments

For those of you keeping count, this is the second time America has tried to soft launch aliens and no one cared lmao

submitted 703 days ago • 0 comments

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others 😭

submitted 706 days ago • 0 comments

The reason christians are using “groomer” panic as the specific means of attacking trans people is because their institutions & leaders are, rightly, synonymous with systematic sexual abuse of children, and they want to misdirect and project their crimes onto a group they’re targeting.

submitted 706 days ago • 22 comments

Dwayne Johnson has donated a ‘historic’ seven-figure amount to help support thousands of striking actors

submitted 706 days ago • 9 comments

hey, lenée is one of my long-term, very good friends. she needs a little help. if you’ve got some cash, throw her a few bones?

submitted 706 days ago • 0 comments

Ok but I genuinely think he’s trying to tank that site on purpose. Like he’s only good at ruining things.

submitted 728 days ago • 0 comments

I will never get over this.

submitted 729 days ago • 42 comments

This tee shirt from the American Museum of Tort Law goes harder than anything I've ever seen in my life.

submitted 743 days ago • 20 comments

CM Punk has long been one of my favorites and it’s good to see him back i love pro wrestling

submitted 742 days ago • 1 comment

i literally just got here and i'm so happy i don't see any blue checks

submitted 740 days ago • 1 comment