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Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support/Blog https://buymeacoffee.com/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw
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Why are they called old jobs and not preoccupations?

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I don’t have a personality. I have a bunch of trauma responses that have been kludged together to resemble a human face.

submitted 40 minutes ago • 1 comment

I post because I want to interact with the world but the world disagrees

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Libs are like "I can excuse mass deportation but I draw the line at property damage"

submitted 9 hours ago • 13 comments

Are you okay, bro? You are seldom breathing life, but mostly death

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Are you okay, bro? You’re sitting there in your heartache waiting for some beautiful boy to save you from your old ways

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Are you okay, bro? You’re reluctantly crouched at the starting line

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Are you okay, bro? You’re barely drinking life like a fountain that’s pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Nothing doesn’t rhyme with purple

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

THEM: we came across your resume and— ME: ok not kink shaming but i didn’t even know that was a thing THEM: w-what ME: so is it like a taking turns thing or do you all go at once, oooh curricucum vitae amirite

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

all this ice stuff is crowding out the cum jokes in my feed so who's the real victim here

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

A pretty girl just told me I probably have had syphilis for a while now and that’s why I’m so crazy, so I’m calling this day a smashing success.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

Walking behind elephants while carrying a large shovel is more of a hobby than a career.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Part 6 of my serial is out on buymeacoffee and RoyalRoad! buymeacoffee.com/xinicit/the-... www.royalroad.com/fiction/1197...

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Every decision you’ve made in life led you here to this moment, reading this pointless skeet

submitted 14 hours ago • 21 comments

being a good shitposter means being a shit goodposter follow me for more timely wisdom

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

"MAKE THIS POST BE ABOUT MY PERSONAL AGENDA, NOT WHAT YOU WROTE," the reply guy replied.

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

submitted 1 day ago • 103 comments

“Can’t You See” by The Marshall Tucker Band is such a great song for when you get your feelings hurt and feel like being a dramatic bitch about it but you’re also in the mood for some flute.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

not very good service for a rat hotel

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Can't tell kids about queer stuff, because they can't handle it? Cool cool. Any thoughts on what to say to my kid's elementary school friend who told me her grandma got deported?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sometimes when I get on the road I just want to drive forever or until I see palm trees.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

It’s like no one is even trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore.

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

Humans are wrong about starting dnd quests in pub. Park has other dogs to form party AND STICKS!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

For an unspeakable horror, you sure do go on

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Xavier go a month without making a Dark Tower reference in a format joke challenge: failed

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Are you okay, bro? You’re acting like you’ve forgotten the face of your father

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Are you okay, bro? The man in black fled across the desert, and you’re barely following

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Are you okay, bro? Bohemian Rhapsody came on and you didn’t even try to hit the high notes!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Are you okay, bro? You’re appreciating things earnestly instead of ironically and it’s making people nervous

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Can you give an example of how millennials communicated in memes before the image macro became popular? Lil Jon: OKAY!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Are you okay, bro? You’re barely popping wheelies on your heelies

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Are you okay, bro? The walls of Bonny Portmore are all down to the ground.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Are you okay, bro? You’ve barely mentioned your lady, Greensleeves

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Are you okay, bro? A lot of people have noticed you’re turning into kind of a hat guy

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

You’re in her DMs. I’m moving west down Ventura Boulevard. I’m free falling.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

submitted 1 day ago • 384 comments

By definition, the birds and bees is sex ed through an interspecies, flying orgy. Makes sense.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Haven't been enthralled in a while.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

I used to know Faulkner pretty well when I was in college. They eventually told me to remove the corpse from my dorm room, though.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

gonna start testing my skeets out on my older sister. If she laughs, not posting. if she wtf's me or says something like that was awful, i'm sharing

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Greatest insight from greater human interaction: pretty much everybody needs to wash their hands more

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

i will teach the wine moms the "suck it" gesture, free of charge

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments