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Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support/Blog https://buymeacoffee.com/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw
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I call on beloved LA band The Red Hot Chili Peppers to defuse tensions with a public performance of their song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’

submitted 5 hours ago • 27 comments

greta thunberg is 22 years old and braver than every single one of the pigs in la rn

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

What I lack in coolness I make up for in underboob sweat.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm "I sat awkwardly for 10 mins so not only will it take me a min to get up but I'll be in slight pain for hours" years old.

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

“Where do you see yourself five years ago?” —interview for time travel job

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The guy at the corner store told me to “have a nice day” so I told him I have a boyfriend.

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

Gotta pickle those happy thoughts before they rot.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

devastated upon realizing that folding my 50lb weighted blanket in half does not mean i will be immobilized by 100 lbs of weighted blanket :(

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

the MK in MKULTRA stands for marykate (olsen, obviously)

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

baby boom [exploding infant gif]

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Feed me chicken wings in bed like the Victorian gutter princess I was born to be.

submitted 16 hours ago • 18 comments

Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become

submitted 88 days ago • 208 comments

Can’t right now, I’ve almost figured out the key my tinnitus is in

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

actually fast food refers to the speed at which it passes through you

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

You can call me your little slice of fried bologna if you wanna

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Just shot lotion in my eye after my shower. Thought of you.

submitted 16 hours ago • 15 comments

Man I just want shit to return to normal levels of stupid so I can return to ignoring my responsibilities and skeeting full-time about bearded clams

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

Stir occasionally is a twelve minute commitment

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Fun little friendly reminder Blocking to protect your peace is valid

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

you can say fuck if you want you’re an adult and it feels good

submitted 17 hours ago • 32 comments

Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

The thing about being arrogant is that one can easily confuse their conceit for wisdom.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

the moon is mighty big tonight and either I will eat it whole or it me

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

If you’re not following @cringeunworthy.bsky.social, you’re missing out on kindness, funniness, and great hair.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

my friend fen is a smart and funny shitposter that gets me laughing everyday follow him and see how far he can throw his jokes 3K....

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This post is about me😂

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It cannot be overstated how complicit the media is in everything that’s happening. They allowed the trump administration to demonize protesters in 2020, parroting propaganda and lies, so that average people began to view peaceful protesters as extremists. By the time ICE hits them, it’ll be too late

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

You want more recognition, try cleaning your mirror

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Okay, but I definitely NEED that giant inflatable gay alien.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Carefree Caturday! 😹😹 #Caturday #Catnap #CatsOfBlueSky

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

i have plans in motion to become even more weird and unsettling

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

A huge reason any of these bad things are happening is that people were permitted to get away with obvious and public crimes with no consequences.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Oh ok, praying mantis eat the male after sex but I’m crazy for burning I love you in your yard for not responding to my text.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

in case no one ever mentioned it to you before you can wake up every morning and not be a total piece of shit

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

I’m like a black widow in that my wife is significantly more impressive

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“you’re making the gestapo sad” is a hell of an argument

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

they hate god and men so much they won't even let us rename Devils Tower to Dudes Rock

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments