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How do I transfer my twitter algo to here? 🧍🏻‍♂️
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Yall remember YouTube Rewind???? The gen alphas apparently know about it 😭😭

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Why does IG show me dogs in South America and India getting eaten by big cats 🧍🏻‍♂️

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lmao what's that CEO's name again. doug something. greg. who cares

submitted 65 days ago • 9 comments

If Democrats can’t make hay out of a literal cartoon billionaire South African racist they deserve whatever comes to them

submitted 66 days ago • 40 comments

I want to bully this person solely for this post, but also BlueSky would eat me alive that I think

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

being a mega account is exhausting. everyone looking for clout handouts heed this advice: put. in. the. work.

submitted 66 days ago • 13 comments

The more I use this site the more it grows on me NGL feels like pre 2018 twitter

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

You’re not on twitter because you chose to escape. I’m not on twitter because I burned thru 7 numbers and 3 emails and all got clapped for talking shit to Elon We are not the same

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

pretty funny to see the media all solemnly pledge to be more in touch with regular people then immediately clutch pearls about CEO jokes

submitted 73 days ago • 32 comments

ME: and make mine a double WAITER: your..your tater tots? ME: you heard me

submitted 73 days ago • 249 comments

impulsively posting online is actually a sign of immense intelligence and mental stability

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

I don’t wanna see shit anout your cat or anything. I literally don’t give a fuck. Someone point it me to the meme lord starter pack I need this bitch to get active or imma have to intervene

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

If you get this reference we can be friends 😼

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Jokes aside, anyone who thinks latinas are all submissive and shit literally don’t know a single Latina. Learn to leave them Puerto Rican girls ALONE bro 😭

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The irony

submitted 79 days ago • 57 comments

If you’re reading this, give that job the bare minimum today 🤌🏽

submitted 79 days ago • 447 comments

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

submitted 80 days ago • 365 comments

I be skeeting on this app talking to myself.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

‘Ole girl really got on TikTok and asked Kendrick why you need a cash app card to get early ticket access

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

I’m learning that Destiny/Nick Fuentes discourse did in fact happen on this app. Now the bad news, is my algo hasn’t apparently realized I need that shit 🧍🏻‍♂️

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Remember that time when Nick Fuentes said having sex with women was gay.

submitted 84 days ago • 7 comments

"Hasan should be banned for speaking to a random Yemeni teenager" - Guy who took all 3 inches of Nick Fuentes in his mouth

submitted 84 days ago • 7 comments

destiny to nick fuentes:

submitted 83 days ago • 4 comments

joe biden pardoned his son hunter biden for doing some really cool shit

submitted 83 days ago • 87 comments

You deadass hit 25 and realize that 30 is still young, you just gotta actually start a skin care routine for long term 😩

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Bringing twitter bangers to plant the seeds of the meme tree bangers

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Planning to die in such a way that it seems like I’m faking my death but I’m not. Just want everyone to stay on their toes

submitted 82 days ago • 4 comments

waiting until after all the cyber monday sales to buy anything because i care about the health and well being of the economy more than everyone else

submitted 83 days ago • 15 comments

$28/hr in Washington state not really anything tbh

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

play that funky music they/them

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

we know america is evil just eat the turkey

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in my not gonna kill myself era

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Listen up conservatives, I just fetishized a trans woman. Triggered yet?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

If Matt Walsh got on here, would yall have my back if I told him to kiII hmself?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: social media platform that has existed for less than two years has yet to replicate a culture as sprawling as one that has existed for almost two decades

submitted 93 days ago • 139 comments

No, no, he’s probably right 😭 the dopamine hit I got from arguing with them is unmatched 🧍🏻‍♂️

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I fear BlueSky won’t ever truly compete until we get certified hood bangers like these, organically

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