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nothing severe is welcome here. #omawx

but I'm le tired.

when the coat rack in the dark room looks like a giant creature waiting to attack you.

you guys remember doing cocaine off a pocket knife just to feel like a badass?

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

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#thisisamerica

I just feel like we don't form enough posses anymore, and that's really not talked about enough.

there's a light at the end of the tunnel, it's another tunnel.

iphone users are completely losing their minds over having to customize the view in photos 🤣

drop em 👇 #SpotifyWrapped

Musk explains his X algorithm

i just put my cat in time out. they say cats don't understand punishment, but maybe this one does. 🐈‍⬛️

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

i wouldn't say i'm great at math, but i can put two and two together.

you have now crossed over into the twilight zone.

Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.

Rare photo of the Milky Way seen from the surface of Mars

folks refuse to use a turn signal like it's against their religion.

i ain't moved in a few years but I'm in a new place.

Gaetz is down, who is next??

idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.

“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales

the ocean calls to us because we once called it home.

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.

i love you completely. the rest is confetti.

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

talk is overrated, let's just vibe.