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29 | they/them | nb | schizophrenic & chronically ill | trailer trash jew | 🍉 river to sea 🍉
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humans have a definable number of hit points if you use the original meaning of the term from wargames: the number of naval artillery shells that you can take I have 1 HP

Yes, it is entirely correct to point out that ICE officers do not have any legal authority to break into somebody’s home unless they get a judicial warrant; which they generally cannot do, because judges only issue warrants for probable cause of crimes, not immigration law violations.

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

"For all the big talk about putting an end to “social engineering,” the Great Resegregation is itself a radical attempt to socially engineer America to be poorer, whiter, less equal, and less democratic." www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

i absolutely believe this is where we are headed. this has always been the playbook. sartre wrote in 1945 that they delight in their own bad faith. in 2017, andrew anglin made it the official editorial policy for his nazi blog. it’s always “just a joke,” but the punchline is actual violence.

sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.

I try hard to explain that antisemitism is not just hatred of Jews, but often a particular belief about internationalism and cross-border mobility as a threat to the stability of the nation-state, which can now be deployed by Israel as much as any other nation-state, and... he just went and said it.

It's really incredible to me just how evil our enemies are. They establish concentration camps in Latin America, encourage the spread of AIDS, they build fake "pregnancy crisis" clinics, they make charity illegal, imprison the unhoused, and celebrate subway murderers. They even call empathy a sin.

Thank you all so much for contributing!!! This kind of wheelchair is expensive and not covered by my insurance, so you're making a huge difference to my quality of life. I am very grateful!!

Thank you Osita for speaking out. The campaign against transgender people in the last few months is most accurately compared in this country's history to Jim Crow and the internment of Japanese-Americans. Deliberate, systematic removal of rights and cleaving of civil society.

this is what it used to be like in the 00s when you went to the website of a local business

gonna start speaking like a sovereign citizen if they ever try to use the law to do gender at me

i just typed in yellow jacket (local bar) to the parish (local venue) in on google, because i wanted to know how far apart those two places are, and instead google decided that was an aphorism and gave me an entirely fake definition of it i actually felt secondhand embarrassment for the computer

i'm a weird mix of paranoid and confident. they're coming but i can handle it

painted this morning

Seattle makes a lot more sense as a city when u know; 1. The naming rights to our stadium got bought by Amazon (owned by Trump supporter Jeff Bezos) & got renamed to Climate Pledge Arena 2. Theres a Vladimir Lenin statue that its protestors cant get removed cuz the statue itself is private property

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

HEADLINE: Incarcerated transgender women to be put in men’s prisons REPLIES @FREEDOMWARRIOR: wow dumbservatives don’t even know hermaphroditism is real… @nana_grammie: maybe they should put MELONIA in their!! @bigdog9: MY HEART BLEEDS FOR THESE MEN @bluewave54: Laverne Cox Will Know What Too Do

LMAO OPM RESPONDED TO THIS A FEW WEEKS AGO, I DIDN'T BOTHER CHECKING

Today, we unveiled our newest heritage unit! 🚂 While restoring Locomotive 222, we saw an opportunity to give it a new identity. Now, it joins our fleet in the classic New Haven Railroad colors from the early 20th century. Stay tuned for further details!

really annoying that we still only really have one national politician who does stuff like this and he is eighty fuckin three years old. let peepaw rest

My model train club has a #Lego division and we have a fun sense of humor. #modeltrains #Cybertruck

Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases theonion.com/report-...

DoD guidance is out: do not respond

Here's a weird thing: AI-generated articles are now quoting me for things I haven't said. For example, this piece provides quotes that I allegedly gave to Reuters. I haven't talked to Reuters about this. The quotes are *close* to what I might say, but not correct. opentools.ai/news/elon-mu...

I shouldn't have to post this for the idea of literally killing toddlers but here we are

Every single day I get cold called by legal software companies telling me to buy their AI products. THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS SAY NO.

Multiple times this year, I've had people send me ChatGPT-generated answers to legal questions to dispute my analysis. Most were clients. One was opposing counsel. Every single time, it included a citation to a statute or case that didn't exist.

Someone came out of the yarn room

ok so what gets called "gender ideology" is jsut like "be who and how you want" and what gets called "not ideology" is like "follow these specific unwritten rules and perform these forbidden rituals according to the circumstances of your birth"

I'm glad to see all the outrage, but I wish people would start to understand that elected officials ALSO shouldn't have unchecked, across-the-board access to citizen's data. Like, if Musk won a referendum on this, it wouldn't actually solve the issue.

““We did not elect him,” a man shouted. As the town hall reached its scheduled end, more constituents shouted questions about Musk’s access to taxpayer data and yelled “don’t lie to us””

This is what obeying in advance looks like. The NSF fires 10% of its total staff in a move that went beyond what was requested by the current regime. The NSF is the flagship of US basic research infrastructure. 🧪🔌💡☀️💨🔋 www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

its amazing the way conservative arguments fall completely apart in court when there are actually penalties for lying

Is the legacy media going to report on the Nazi salutes at CPAC or....?