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Now, I KNOW I got some Ys Sickos™ among my followers, so perhaps we can help OVGA out here. bsky.app/profile/ovga...

Greetings, no-thought-head-empty amigos. Playing Panic! really reminded me how much I love these odd little games that most of the world ignores. Therefore, here's Kaze no Notam, a game about being a hot air balloonist at the mercy of the wind. It's presented as relaxing. It's a rage game. 9:30 PM.

I want to watch or read a mixture of cosmic horror and weird horror where you're living in a simulation, the god of your world is capricious and breaks reality at random, and it's scary not because of tentacles or ooze or whatever but because your god happens to be Josh from Let's Game It Out.

As I managed to sneak through my birth day without anyone mentioning it, I claim some years back. I'm younger now. I've anti-aged. You can't stop me or avert this. I will do it again the second you're not looking. Year by year I will claw my way back to baby.

Greetings, hat-wearing weirdos. Do you like when you push a button and it pushes a button? When you heard the famous "ALL YOU DO IS PRESS ONE BUTTEN" did you think "Awesome!"? In that case you'll love Panic!, a Sega CD game that dares to ask: what if an elevator could vomit? 9:30 PM, Twitch.

OKAY. Right now I follow Sandwich Dad, The Sandwich Tribunal, Roll for Sandwich, and Sandwiches of History on Youtube. Does anyone have any other interesting/entertaining sandwich-focused Youtubers I could look into? I'm gonna get myself radicalized into hardcore muffuletta trutherism.

frontiers has been out for a few years and the surprise has long since worn off, but it was still one of the greatest creative decisions sonic team has made in the last 20 years to go all in on metalcore music for the titan boss fights

After the Big Reveal last night, we're officially down a Nightwing. But we do have a Plan. And it's a better sounding plan than whatever the fuck was happening on Battlestar Galactica. (Seriously, my sympathy if you watched that show all the way through.) Anyway, more ballin', 9:30 PM Eastern.

Nobody expects the antigravity shotgun. (I gotta watch this film.)

This is where you fight NORG under balamb garden in ff8

I felt specifically called to make this Anyway, I'm going back to huntering monsters

When we stopped playing Pyre last night, the Nightwings were undefeated and we were about to meet the mysterious Sandalwood who funded the project... assuming we could find him. We'll see how that goes tonight at 9:30 PM. There's some cool nonhuman teammates in this game. I really approve.

Tonight at 9:30 Eastern we resume sports-religion-themed visual novel Pyre. Last time, we met our cast, got all uniformed up, and threw each other into a blazing fire. Tonight we'll be doing the same thing but we start in a bog. Video games offer such a wide variety of experiences.

Everything that’s wrong with society can be traced back to the decline in popularity of point-and-click adventure games. None of this would be happening if there was a AAA King’s Quest game every five years

Watching so many musketeer-era movies is really giving me false hope that all political problems could be solved by putting on a feathered hat, kicking over some tables, and stabbing a Cardinal. On the other hand, has anyone tried this yet?

I’d personally like to think that Space Ghost is up there chatting it up with Zorak and Moltar like the good old days. Rest In Peace George Lowe. Thank you for helping me shape my sense of humor. 💔

Greetings, wanderers in a strange and distant land. Have you ever wondered, what if literacy was a crime? In tonight's game, reading is illegal and we've been exiled. Now we are forced to do an NBA Jam about it. As our championship prize, our best friends will leave forever. Pyre, 9:30 PM Eastern.

We're going to be in this! In addition to boatloads of talented authors and writers and everyone else celebrating the both obscure old furry content and personal identity exploration, we have an article about that one video game you played as a kid that turned you furry (everyone here has one.)

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"Yes, you asshat" is in fact the correct response. I'm a little tired of saying it, but visual novels are games. Kinetic novels are games. Sound novels are games. Porn, clean, statistical dating sim elements or art-and-text only. Games. If this is up for debate at all, it devalues an entire genre.

Describe a Star Trek episode poorly but accurately: Wesley touches grass, a fatal mistake.

Current genders abolished, only "jumps happily with hands in the air" and "stoically holds hands on hips" post battle genders allowed

Get your Lumbar Support Dragon© Now! Ft Skuru

Post a meme made by you still proud of this one (even if I messed up the tenses on the Japanese)

This is within ONE DAY of the PC port rolling out. I fucking love the Sonic fangame/mod scene. They bring a very distinct 'Who's gonna stop us?' energy to the table.

Greetings, wafting reeds on a river shore! TONIGHT'S the final night (for me personally) of Next Fest, and I have 15 demos in my pile. I want to plunge my head into it and roll around and flail my limbs around and make little "wubwubwubwub" noises as I splash the pile over myself. 9:30 PM Eastern?

Night 3 of Steam Next Fest is upon us, and you might think "surely we've gone through all the demos that are good and cool and interesting" AND YOU'D BE WRONG THERE'S SO MANY COOL VIDEO GAMES HELP Anyway 9:30 PM Eastern I'll be back among the mounds, digging deep for treasures. Join me, won't you?