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Well, off to visit your mother! Oui oui BAGUETTE #yourmotherwasahamster #viciousmockery #funny
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I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

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A podcast called "Are You Mad at Me?" where I call everyone I know and ask them if they're mad at me, and once we get to a "yes" I immediately hang up and panic about every interaction l've ever had with them and that's the show

Saving money is only impressive if you can maintain quality at the same time. If I throw you out on the street and say "You're welcome, I just saved you a monthly rent payment" that's not really helpful

“There’s too much going on. It’s overwhelming.” If that sounds familiar, this piece is for you. Jay Kuo breaks up Donald's latest power plays into three categories: bad, worse, and worst. It may sound heavy, but understanding them makes it easier to stay informed without feeling buried.

"We are far too serious, we must learn to juggle our heavens and our hells... the game is playing us, we must play back. ~ Charles Bukowski

i don’t believe in Valentine’s Day

Oh, what sad regret lingers in the eyes of a cat who races to the kitchen in anticipation of dropped meat and bites into a chunk of raw cabbage instead It seems Omen forgot the lessons of the Raw Potato Incident of 2024

Happy valentimes! #oldknees

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out. Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal. Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home. That. Do that.

Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.

NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...

Boss: see you later Me: not if I see you first Boss: what why not Me, already hiding under my desk: no reason

Sorry I was late for work. I picked up 46 leather helms and got overencumbered

I feel like I'm waking up to a flooded basement every morning. 💀 This shit is NOT OK. #Fucktrump #NotMyPresident #Fuckelon #ResistanceIsNotFutile #Resist

I might need to take a trip to the Delaware Contemporary Art Museum to see this incredible work titled "Can I Please Eat in the Computer Room Tonight?" by Nicole Nikolich. It's on through May 25th. I need to see it in person desperately. www.decontemporary.org/current-imag... www.laceinthemoon.com

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

As an evangelical, suffering was seen as holy, aspirational even. So instead of recognizing the natural consequences of our problematic beliefs or lack of self care, even our self inflicted suffering just confirmed our righteousness. #exvangelical #leavingreligion #illustration #art #spiritualart

Come join the Patreon, I love you: www.patreon.com/swordscomic

"woke nonsense, the world's gone mad!" - Victorian guy seeing a skull and crossbones warning on a bottle of poison

Our dads read so much World War II history…for years…that’s all they read, and then here they are. Didn’t learn a damn thing. Go back to school, Jim. Straight to remedial history for you.

I wonder how often my staring at people I think are cool is taken for rude gawking. I swear it's because I LIKE you. If I didn't like you I literally wouldn't look at you. Iamsosorry. #neurodivergent #neurospicy #introvert #awkward #isthishowyoumakefriends #Ilikeyourtattoos

Not suggesting to spam this email—that would be irresponsible ;) —but simply providing it: [email protected]

give me coffee for the things i can change and a sledgehammer for the things i can’t.

JUST. GRADUATED. WITH. MY. DISASSOCIATES. DEGREE.

I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil

don't name a storm Eowyn you're going to make people root for it

If you feel overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news streaming out of Washington, that's by design. Instead of feeling helpless in the face of it all, pick one or two issues that speak to you deeply and concentrate on pushing back on those. This is not a sprint. Saving the Republic is a marathon.

SOME OF YOU. ARE. AFRAID. TO BE CORNY. BUT. ME? I WAS. BORN. ON. THE COB.

Instead of voting we could all put in $10 and pool it together to buy the next president.

Sorry everyone but ghosts aren't real. Thats John, Rick, Kate, and Andrew who got special permission to go back to earth and fuck with people.

This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.

Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"

I won't be giving out pardons to those in hell. You fucked up and aren't getitng out of your eternity in torment. However, @s8tan13.bsky.social and I are looking more closely at those of you up here and could begin deportations.

I pack a suitcase the same way I play rpgs like but what if I NEED those potatoes later

Reading the new executive order on The Sexes has me like "the LADY makes the BIG egg! And the MAN makes the LITTLE egg! And the cow goes MOOOO!" #funny #laugh #LGBTQ #LGBTQrights #sorryimallergictobullshit #biology #biologydoesntcareaboutyourfeelings #facts 🤡