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IM A FAILED DRUG SNIFFING DOG ON THE INTERNET ATTEMPTING TO REDEEM MYSELF THROUGH DERANGED POSTING FOR DEM DROID DESTRUCTION IN THE RADIOACTIVE AFTERGLOW OF THE NOVEMBER KAMALAMITY!!!
47. hamilton. she her. trans
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how do you write about what suffering and depravity and pain are like if you're a person who has no idea what it's like to be unloved
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...if THAT is big evil to them. too much goddamn steven universe. too many easy christopher nolan happy endings. it's the power of love that makes everything work out for the best for the protagonist who always gets rescued, has a pair!! of loving parents, never needs a STI or pregnancy test
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idk. if this is the sort of thing a person fears in life I can't really change that. I sort of envy such blatant arrogance and inexperience it must require for it to even be a top 50 from my perspective. but I fear for the career of someone writing sci-fi where many things are supposed to be scary..
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this is why I react so viscerally towards benjanun and also why I suspect she will never confront me: she is an absolute joke and nothing she can say or do would affect me
people seem to speak of her in hushed tones as if her trolling and ham fisted ops were somehow fearsome and damaging
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I think the last time I wore something one could call cute, ronald reagan was still president and you could buy meth pills at the gas station lol
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sure. Kill anyone with it yet
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if you're gonna be a degenerate, total commitment to the bit is essential. no half measures
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reminds me of when I had a OD and took a hit on my way back to buddy's place after leaving the ER
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it's ok to own one if you don't like it. it becomes proof of being evil (derogatory) if you /like/ it. thus, BILLIONAIRE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE MARK CUBAN is evil
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why would anyone want to date someone who, from what I can discern out of the extensive history, seems to regard all our lives much as a lizard regards the lives of insects? idk. wheelbarrows full of big cartoon sacks with a huge "$" symbol on them, or being similarly freaky.
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yeah shes been doing this shit for literally decades. she's the failchild of some absurd thai billionaire family who gave her stuff to do which she repeatedly fucked up, much as a normal child might forget to feed fish. by now they've obviously given up and just hope she doesn't kill anyone. or many
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sisterhood solely represents the baseline bond I have with all other trans women, be they friend or foe, and ethical obligation I have to stand for all of us in standing for any against the patriarchy. there's women I'd count as sisters who I'd be tempted to tip into a wheat thresher at other times
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least he capitalized the word black. wouldn't want to mix that up
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because she's (black) and not simply a dingbat of no particular ethnicity obviously
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I do the research to write these silly little threads about the various politicians I come to loathe in my travels, and I've found out so much about hakeem that I don't think I could vote for the man if his opponent were our sun's red giant stage that engulfs and flash fries our entire planet
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iirc hakeem jeffries went up against his first political opponent within the same party, by pointing out the man's muslim faith to contrast it with his own christianity. at a time where 9/11 was still fresh in memories. it took him 8 years to finally win that seat, and he's failed upwards ever since
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yeah you ain't serious. get some class and find something better to do than attempting to trip up people fighting for their basic human rights
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we don't want "help" of the sort you are providing, for whatever reasons you're providing it. go find a stancil thread to do it in, his replies are like a sandbox to test new trolling tactics in
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you would only perceive it as painting lesbians as predators if either one: it was pointing out your very specific behaviours but avoiding attaching your name, or two: you're viewing women talking about sexual harassment by other women from an outsider perspective
I slowly awaken. and say the shit
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I got my own theories on billionaires. they're all complete clowns of some sort. not people to look up to.
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you'd think transbian 14 words broad would know what dealing with people coming at her is like, since when you post shit like that people tend to come at you a lot
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man on fire was alright but also I like oliver stone and martin scorcese movies with 4000 scene changes in them, so I'm nuts
kinda fell apart all over. it's very difficult to find a denzel movie that's plain bad though
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all SU fans typify things as gems and use them as a categorization system. it's quite horrible. helps my steven universe energy vance and ketamine energy elon stay at one another's throats when I write em
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well, heroin results in way less ODs and less violent junkies. they knew the war on drugs was a waste of time from day one, seeing as the government itself was who introduced the drugs lol. so I guess there's that
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speak not of the cursed afterbirth which followed the already insufferable but survivable main show, the watching of which was a favor to who I was dating at the time. I realized too late that I should have deleted it, so had to see it finish. had to pray something consequential happened.
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SWASTICARS. oh gosh kamala that sure is a real good one y'came up with there, oh ya you betcha. whatcha mean that ain't kamala harris what come up with somethin funny like that? it's got her picture and everything on there. I wasn't born yesterday y'know I can tell a fake account from the pixels
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neera: no sir you have everything. we have to go mr pres. sir
joe, stumbling down the hall, out of power: it's a good paper. a good. I hope
MEANWHILE: an unsigned document reading "I am issuing pardons to every african american incarcerated in our country's history", flutters from his desk. lost
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neera: mr president we have to go to prep for the inauguration now, if you come with me I-
joe: trip's my boy. but he didn't come home. didn't. but hallie she still dated him. how'd she.. hallie. she used mane and tail. that's the. the stuff. did I leave a paper somewhere? a paper. it's a real good
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joe: does my sexiness upset you?
neera: uh.. mr.. uh pres.. uh.. mr p
joe: does it come as a surprise, that I dance like I've got diamonds at the meeting of my thi-
neera: mr president sir please I am so sorry sir but
joe: ...at uh. gumball. lieutant gumball. he was my dad. trip's my. my boy. uh
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neera: n.. no sir, mr pres
joe: don't you take it awful hard, cause I laugh like I've got gold mines digging in my own back yard
neera: m.. mr
joe: you may shoot me with your words. you may cut me with your eyes
joe: you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still like air I’ll rise
neera: uh
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to be alive at a time when we've thawed not one but TWO individuals alive during the gamergate epoch. this is like I'm getting to live inside the plot of encino woman, the fabled sequel to encino man where the titular thawed out cavewoman becomes a radfem. a movie so powerful they only aired it once
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it's like age sliders where they are always the same age if being any other age would be inconvenient, but even easier because no matter when o'clock it is or was, you were making MAGIC happen. 32 moves ahead of the rest, CAPTAIN BENJANUN, TIME SLIDING GRANDMASTER OF MOMENTS
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yo benj do you do that self-indulgent nostalgia slide the real hardcore narcissists do where any past event they recall, gets recalled in the context of the immensely important work or award winning book or massive personal success you were coincidentally engaged in at the same moment?
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he'll tell you all about how GAMERGATE never ended and the gamergaters are still following him around gangstalking him BWAHAHAHAHHAJAHJGHJHJKJHHNLLFGFLLFGFGLLFALLUGHHH well that was a waste of a perfectly good pint of ice cream. but yeah now we have nerdskull 2 living gamergate like it never ended
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WATCH OUT, GAMERGATERS COULD BE BEHIND THAT FAKE TREE WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE AS IT IS MADE OF CARDBOARD AND HAS TWO HOLES IN IT FOR THE GAMERGATER'S EYES. BUT NOT THAT TREE OVER THERE. YEAH THAT ONE. THE ONE THAT HAS "CECI N'EST PAS UNE TREE" WRITTEN ON IT IN CURSIVE. THAT ONE IS JUST NERDSKULL
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WATCH OUT! SHE'S A GAMERGATE VETERAN. SHE COULD KNOW ALL SORTS OF ONLINE MARITAL ARTS
like is this supposed to be some kind of joke because lemmie tell you, gassing yourself up for having posted through gamergAHHAHAHAGHFGGGFG HOLY SHIT LMFAO. I JUST CANT THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS ITS WORSE THAN RAHAELI
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hakeem: and uh. and my uh. and so my esteemed colleagues, both. uh, dem- and uhh, er, republican, it's important, uh. it's. to remember uh. our country, americ- the uh. united states of america, uh, is, ARE a nation
nancy: hey marge
marjorie taylor-greene: wha
nancy: I think these pearls are fake
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I'm literally stunned. STUNNED. HOW COULD ISRAEL THE MOST MORAL ARMY EVER DO SUCH A THING