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yourstarling.bsky.social
poet, musician, streamer, gamer, future law school student, general terror. got nominated for the Pushcart and BotN once upon a time.
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top .005% of listeners to the most streamed song of 2024 nbd #spotifywrapped

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The fact that most people take the word “Amazon” to mean “place to buy stuff” rather than “dying cradle of life on Earth” tells Me your species is not worth saving.

submitted 86 days ago • 58 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 87 days ago • 539 comments

just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child

submitted 87 days ago • 295 comments

The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises

submitted 89 days ago • 18 comments

I think we may be near the end of civilization

submitted 88 days ago • 69 comments

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

submitted 90 days ago • 631 comments

As my husband once said, “you want to be Halloween, but you’re really Christmas.”

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I got a 171 on the goddamn LSAT.

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

@rain101tv.bsky.social

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 90 days ago • 152 comments

every time you complain about reylos they just win harder

submitted 90 days ago • 5 comments

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

submitted 91 days ago • 508 comments

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Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing. They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays. The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k. www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

submitted 91 days ago • 739 comments

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

submitted 91 days ago • 577 comments

imagine trying to explain tater tots with buffalo ranch and ketchup dipping sauce with Dr. Pepper to drink to a Victorian child. absolute space food.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

this whole Wicked press tour has felt like watching two mean girls try to out-fake-nice each other and both are completely committed to the bit

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

In case I wasn’t enough of an insufferable swot, when asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, I said “a polymath.” I still don’t drink water tho

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

Rewatching #Rivals and god it is SUCH a perfect show.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

The energy I’m bringing into 2025

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

after 25 years I finally figured out the formula for writing a good poem: you just say what you want to say, cut all the boring stuff, thwack it with a thesaurus, then you grow wings out of your back, oh no they’re bat wings, oh god will your loved ones still love you, time to fly to the moon

submitted 94 days ago • 23 comments

no more live action video game movies unless it’s tony hawk pro skater. all the background characters are played by tony hawk except tony hawk who’s played by jeremy allen white

submitted 95 days ago • 50 comments

I don’t want to talk about it

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isn’t it crazy that this stuff is just out there?

submitted 96 days ago • 140 comments

this was the first weird medieval guy to ever go viral 🥰🥰

submitted 96 days ago • 152 comments

The Cormac McCarthy piece 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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