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When I was 12 I wanted to play Phantasy Star Online but we only had a free dial-up ISP supported by ads, which made it impossible to connect the Dreamcast *unless* you could find a tool like this that de-encoded your login. Bless whoever made it.

Dick Durbin's *own press release*: "Ms. Rollins successfully begged the question and then lied straight to my face. 🙂 I vote AYE."

Honestly the biggest red flag should be how often these guys are sending emails on Saturdays

In the new year I’ve made a concerted effort to catch up with some of my dearest friends, and that’s been nice. :) Unfortunately it’s because they’re in the crosshairs of the new administration. :(

Dems scheduling important meetings like they have the Sunday Scaries

I finally finished The Sopranos and it’s so interesting to recall the cultural moment of the finale — complaints about the cut to black, discourse about *what it all means*, anger at Chase for cheating the resolution — versus the experience of actually watching it — sublime, emotional, satisfying.

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Oh and any of the new ads with the Cavemen also don’t explain their premise which was already kind of flimsy to begin with

The Geico gecko ads are perfect. They don’t have any jokes — they just reference the fact that the character exists and is important for something that happened 20 years ago. Kids watching NFL games today must be so confused.

Love that the ✨ emoji has become a signifier for useless and/or harmful garbage

Today is the last day you can post this picture

finally fulfilled the childhood dream of having a Christmas goose

Netflix is definitely not prepared for 50 million people all trying to stream the game on their parents’ old Rokus.

Sometimes I wonder if there’s gonna be a generation that rejects the Internet entirely