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💙🦋 Scream-singing the bridge to The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived for the next 4 years 🦋💙
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Walmart CFO John David Rainey said he thinks $350 car seats made in China will soon cost an additional $100, a 29% price increase. đź”— flip.it/.1DbJk FOTUS is whining because businesses are laying blame where it belongs. On him.

U.S. politicians: “Why aren’t people having babies?” *increases tariffs on car seats, strollers, cribs to 145%* *cost of living skyrocketing* *unable to buy houses* Gee, I wonder.

@bencollins.bsky.social can you do a collab with Cards Against Humanity?

I didn’t know that Minecraft Jesus was something I needed in my life, but I feel blessed.

JUST IN: Brainworm guy doesn’t believe in science. You don’t fucking say..

Anyone else have their credit score tank by well over 100 points because of their student loans? Just me? What’s the department of Education up to?

Wishing a very merry drug-resistant gonorrhea to all the people who decided to fire these scientists. 🎄💉

To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.

The reason he’s in love with the word “groceries” is because he’s never had to get his own. He’s never bought his own ingredients, crossing his fingers as he slid his credit card and hoping it doesn’t decline. It’s a novel word to him. One only the people he pays uses.

@repjasmine.bsky.social Can you be on our team too please? 🥹

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The economy is in chaos, the Defense Dept. is trying to cover up leaking war plans in a group chat, and Trump & Musk are dismantling vital programs. What is the GOP using precious Floor time on this week? Repealing refrigerator efficiency standards. You can’t make this up. The GOP is out of touch.

Hey! That’s MY senator! Damn straight!

So WH Press Secretary just asked do we trust Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth or do we trust @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social Easy answer. I trust my eyes, I trust my ears, I trust my intelligence. I TRUST JEFFREY GOLDBERG ALL DAY AND EVERY DAY OVER HEGSETH.

It's ironic that the one person who wasn't supposed to be in that Signal chat that should have never taken place (we know this can't be the only time) handled that information with more respect and professionalism than the leaders of our intelligence departments..

I just want to say, I totally support Mike Johnson’s freedom to “blow the brains out” of whomever he chooses. Are we shocked he’s on Grindr? No, babes. But we support you over here. Your work life, however… we gotta talk about.

I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.

So basically, all you have to do is hack into Pete Hegseth’s iCloud account to get the deets on war plans? This is going well.

Timeline cleanse 🌞

Today is Maeve’s second birthday! We love her so much!

I have MS. Because there are no limits on how much they can charge for drugs, my infusions cost upwards of $60,000/year. That’s only two treatments. Because of the ACA, it’s covered by insurance and grants. Without the ACA, my MS will debilitate me.

AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense. I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...

WAIT A DANG SECOND. Elon Peelon want to create a “self sufficient” society on Mars and THIS is how he thinks it should be run? By eliminating every actual benefit of living with other people?? NAUR.

Spending money and resources on human lives is not a waste. Disabled people, poor people, sick people, elderly people are not waste. If you think taking care of people in our society is wasteful, you do not belong in government. Government is not a business. It’s FOR the people and BY the people

There are too many questions. We aren’t gunning for a specific outcome other than certainty that our elections are FREE and FAIR.

Have a photo of my dog in a baby carrier in these trying times. #hopecore

There are so many reasons to stop booking Airbnb. There’s no guarantee of safety for women, first of all.

Nuclear truth bomb from @repjasmine.bsky.social on DEI 🔥🔥🔥 “The only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys that have been beaten out by people that historically have had to work so much harder, and this is why they don’t want us to have education.”

He had to specify that he’s never physically harmed anyone. Because he knows that what he’s doing actually does harm a lot of people. He knows what he’s doing. He isn’t dumb. This is manipulation. Which means it’s working. Keep. Going. Don’t stop until he’s working in a fast food joint.

Everyone should be screaming like this! More of this, now please!

Oh shit. They’ve pissed off the Ukrainian witches. 🫠 *happily skipping to Ukrainian witchtok*

In order to really stick it to target and Amazon during a boycott, go into the app and put a bunch of high value things in your cart and leave it there. Especially if you are in the market and shopping elsewhere for high dollar items. They track these metrics.