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Criminal defense attorney | Small-business owner | Afro-latina 🇩🇴 | TOTK & BOTW enthusiast | Bookworm 📚| ♐️
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I can do the same thing, yall men not talented

What’s I miss?

Y'all watching RoMAGA Reign?

Aight cool! I talked to the owner and I'll be shooting my first comedy special 5/29 in Raleigh, NC at the Pour House Music Hall. Show details to come.

Somebody should be telling Gayle to be quiet and let this die out since she clearly can’t read the fuckin room.

I have something that's maybe a bit mean to say but the most interesting thing about blowing resources to send Katy Perry into space is that she probably experienced it with the same depth of the average Six Flags goer on a rollercoaster

I just said “yay” on the record after the judge granted my motion

Probably a meth lab

Still laughing China said we BEEN here for 5,000 years 😂

Or Beyoncé

Red Hot Chili Peppers

This was discussed in a book published in 2008 called Deluxe: How Luxury Lost its Luster. Interesting read. Definitely changed my perspective about so much

I hope this makes you smile as much as it did for me.

Let me in, please 😂 🎥onlycutecats #cats

Did I tell y’all I got my lamp? Not in Lisbon though. It was available at my store. Anyway. I opened it, checked it worked, then forgot about it.

Should I watch True Blood for the third time?

I still can’t figure out when “we can deport you” turned into “we can put you in a hell hole prison in a third country, indefinitely, with no legal recourse.”

Oh no. My Lyft driver is listening to the Canadian rapper. She turned it up too. & she just missed a turn

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I say daily ... Murica is a white tshirt and a Gucci belt

Talk about nasty business? Will expose us like the fake Gucci belt we are.

They do understand it. They’re just buying the lie that it’s only a temporary hardship to be endured until things are great again. I heard this from one of those true believers this morning.

Imma sit this right here and say know your place and choose your fights wisely, because bigger sometimes is better. FAFO

This would be hard to explain if you had a time machine to visit 2010

Can say it freely in the cardboard box under the bridge they’re living in bc no job, no money, can’t make rent/mortgage

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Put it in reverse Terry!

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If the DOJ is going to punish its attorneys for being candid with the courts, it stands to reason that courts can no longer assume DOJ attorneys will fulfill their duty of candor.

Deaths Becomes Her

Just received my waterproof e-reader. My patio furniture delivery is in a couple of weeks. I’m almost ready for the summer.

This should not have made me belly laugh but it did.