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February's free 1-Page game is HORSE AROUND THE HOUSE: A Horror Roleplaying Game. You're in hock to legendary director Johnston Buckle, and must star in a sitcom where an untrained horse is present in every scene. Patreons get it week early in the link below. www.patreon.com/posts/122797...

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

day 105 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

I know we talk about this constantly but it is truly one of the greatest mindfucks of my lifetime. as an 80s kid a Nazi was the most unambiguously, nonnegotiably evil thing you could even be ADJACENT TO, like morality for kindergarteners, and now we have to relitigate that shit every day???? ffs

The Evolution of Bluesky

The legendary Battle of Lexington, by high school students Kurt Busiek and Scott McCloud. tombrevoort.com/2024/11/03/t...

I accidentally went shopping on an empty stomach… Now I’m the proud owner of isle 6.

this “fresh” hell is leftovers from yesterday

“How do you address children who don’t celebrate Tu Bishvat, Purim, or Pesach?" 1/12

It would take a million years of evolution – or a total reversal in the condition of the world – for your pain to end.

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Drake's gonna be the first person to ever lose a Super Bowl halftime show.

As the expected Christian Nationalism EO came in, I’m seeing a bunch of “this isn’t real Christianity” noise in my mentions. Nope. Christian friends. 1/x 🧵 This is 💯 part of the history of Christianity, dating to Constantine, to the Holy Roman Empire, forced conversions, Inquisitions, +

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.

Listening to @dsl151.bsky.social's Alive '05, and I'm at the "fuck George Bush" prelude to high fiving mf and honestly, it is simultaneously dated and very timely open.spotify.com/track/61wySq...

WEBP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Can someone please get Mel Brooks to do the Talmud: The Audiobook while we can ?? Actually, let’s do a whole thing. Let’s get Ilana Glazer, Maya Rudolph, Natasha Lyonne, Jack Black, Tracee Ellis Ross, Mandy Patinkin, Rashida Jones & Seth Rogan in on this too. Only women narrate Seder Nashim.

For those wondering if there is going to be a tenth annual goblin game, so am I

An update on this saga. Apparently the owner of this Cybertruck here in my town is losing his fucking mind according to his coworkers because people keep making fun of him. Every day, he is laughed at and/or flipped off, and he is not taking it well.

Me and my first commander (though he was called a general at the time).

I did a little experiment on asking the today's hot LLMs to give me a proper Bluebook citation to @paulgowder.bsky.social's article "An Old-Fashioned Bluebook Burning," which was published in 2024 in Northwestern Law Journal des Refusés. Let's see how they did!

Random tables. Can they replace everything else in a TTRPG? Let's find out

How I arrived on Bluesky

The number of people telling me Jews need to see the vile images going around today because “too many Jewish people support Trump” are just antisemitic pieces of shit. EIGHTY EIGHT percent of Jewish women voted for Kamala. SEVENTY NINE percent of all Jews. Who the fuck are you talking to?

ACQUAINTANCE: So funny seeing you in the grocery store ME: Yeah ha ha *opens door in freezer section* well this is me lol see ya

This is the timeline cleanse I desperately needed

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down

A little comic about desire paths.

Thursday! What a concept!

i'm also coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine, i just didn't write a whole song about it

See, I read shit like this on busky dot com when I roll out of bed in the morning, and it routinely makes me question whether I'm actually awake or just having bizarre reality-adjacent dreams.