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zeldazanders.bsky.social
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Why shouldnt he think that? The presidency did.
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During a functioning democracy, preferably over rice
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Just think: he has an entire army of highly paid agents, managers, publicists, groomers, hair / makeup artists and stylists and this is the absolute best that they can make him look when he goes out in public.
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LOL ‘resorted’???? Exactly when were they above such things? Was I doing something else that day?
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Also, a force NOT to be reckoned with? Jesus the stupid with these people
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well it was the first time it has happened with Jeff Bezos in the room
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the first relatable thing he has ever done
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My honest first reaction seeing this post “WOW Emilia Perez looks like shit”
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If canada decides to take the entire west coast and the east coast down to maryland I would be out waving the biggest white flag you ever saw
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OK so once they have terminated everything my taxes pay for can someone please remind me WHY THE FUCK I PAY FEDERAL TAXES
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DO IT FUCKER I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU
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www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/1232... Literally the easiest recipe I have ever made
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No thank you, the last thing I need is to laugh popcorn out of my nose.
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On the bright side Damien did kill his parents so...
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Does someone want to tell him there have never been munchkins in Kansas? If one did hitch a ride back Aunty Em and Uncle Henry would have blown them away with the 12 gauge
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yes.
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Caitlyn a week into the new Trump administration:
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well he paid good money for us so...
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MAGA Nazis need to stay in their media bubble, no one needs your big bag of bullshit in Grownupville
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probably just got a cigarette lighter on his tongue
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Darkwing Duckface
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My closets should have the tetris score playing on opening
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Imagine being an ‘actor’ for 30 years and still needing headshots
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Featuring Merrick Garland as Dick Halloran
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can I terrorize black people? Sure go for it can I terrorize millionaire CEOs? WHOAH SLOW DOWN
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Eggs are an ingredient, not a food
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sadly they will probably be right
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Its what they are being paid handsomely to do. Whatever it takes to keep billionaires from being taxed. Is there a Developed democracy in the world nearly as corrupt as this one?
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Sorry jewish, Italian etc mothers / grandmothers: know your crowd, how many they are, what they like, how much they eat and then plan accordingly. Full sleepy bellies, a clean kitchen, an unburdened fridge and a quietly humming dishwasher in the middle distance after dinner is the goal.
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8 people, 8 empty plates, not one leftover. COME AT ME.
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If we lived in a somewhat more intelligent nation this woman would not be holding an entry level retail job for more than a month but here we are
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is it me or is that Diet Coke unusually slender
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Kylie. It would be much less gay.
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Bakersfield PD
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A literal confederacy of dunces continues to form
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LGTBQ issues are the rare GOP instance where the shitty things they say about it actually align with the shitty things they think about it
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To anyone with so much as a square foot of land right now. Get seeds in the ground TODAY
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The rowboat
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Us the first time we get a comment about how great Trump will be from from Sarahswwetheart873578352428294
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And Idiocracy wasn't a documentary.
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If they do I will be gladly owned
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Just wait til he realizes that everyone is dropping twitter like a bad habit and the nazis are all using Truth social
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Mood:
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Let Trump and Musk fight it out as to who has the more popular nazi microblogging app
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The confirmation hearings are going to be something else