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Unfortunately I have to skip every country song now because I do not have time to look up where each artist stands on controversial subjects like if presidents should obey laws

Woof

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

#elonmusk #FuckTrump #Oligarchy

bruno mars should be forced to put out songs in my range. those high notes are illegal.

Wife: I hope Drake kept that wheelchair from Degrassi because Kendrick broke every bone in his body during that halftime show

I’m constantly asking am I doing enough no matter how much I do….

You can never have too many books or visit too many bookstores

Believing that Tulsi Gabbard — longtime Russian asset and newly confirmed Director of National Intelligence — is acting in the interests of the United States requires an extraordinary level of self-delusion.

Have a seat.

That’s a cuck chair now.

⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.

"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity" Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

This was my favorite part last night. “The revolution’s about to be televised. You picked the right time, but the wrong guy.”

I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.

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Hey Travis Kelce, you kissed the ring and today he’s shit talking your girl, AGAIN.

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

Congratulations America, He spent $15 million of YOUR money to take a nap at the Super Bowl and leave before halftime… All, on your dime.

Republicans are the absolute dumbest people on earth. Like need reminders to inhale/exhale or they would suffocate levels of STUPID.

Kendrick Lamar is like black history is American history!

Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it! My fam knew what that meant. THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

probably the most mischievous grin ever

someone needs to tell my grandmother that music is subjective and that just because she doesn’t like an artist it doesn’t meant that artist is bad because i’m about to lose my mind.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

Eddie Van Halen jamming with the David Letterman house band in June 1985 — David Lee Roth would go on to quit VH that August. This is magic. #Metalsky #VanHalen

Elon Musk’s staffers are still attempting to manipulate the Treasury payment system to halt the flow of funds following their recent losses. Reminder: U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly has restricted DOGE’s read-only access. No one is above the law.

I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma

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#ProudBlue Join me for coffee this morning?

Church members getting arrested for feeding the homeless or housing immigrants the way Jesus explicitly told them to do: “President trumps taskforce to eradicate anti-Christian bias will save us!” Arresting officer: “that name was too long, we’re just called the Antichrist Force now.”

Who could have seen that coming?

“Dear Toad, I am glad that you are my best friend. Your best friend, Frog.”

New resignation emails have been sent out with added fine print and stricter terms. Some contracts now require employees to work through February 28 before being placed on paid leave by March 1, contradicting earlier claims that no work would be required.

A private citizen, with the backing of the President, illegally shut down a major government agency over the weekend and it is not on the front page of this morning's New York Times @peterbakernyt.bsky.social

We could’ve had Tim 😭

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

there are rappers who have been shot who didn’t lose a rap battle this badly