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Bonus panel here: smbc-comics.com/comic/finally

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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.

submitted 2 days ago • 694 comments

Inside me there are two wolves: one is a Zionist who was shaped by millennia of ancestral trauma and a very recent genocide, one is a radical leftist who despises borders and all nationalism

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

If I'd made the same hiring decisions as Trump, I too wouldn't trust anyone with my coat

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I heard you like nostalgia? smbc-comics.com/comic/fads

submitted 6 days ago • 36 comments

whenever my cat complains about me not feeding him more than three times a day I have developed a habit of showing him great works of art that depict suffering (The Pieta, The Rape of Lucretia, The Fall of Nineveh) and explain in detail how his own pain greatly exceeds that depicted

submitted 11 days ago • 120 comments

Inventing an almighty deity to get mad at

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

i finally got to the part in this book about the french revolution where they cut off the king's head. pretty crazy story! i wonder why there's 300 pages left

submitted 19 days ago • 29 comments

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you can probably fit everyone who has a strong opinion about the difference between leftist and liberal in a midsized college football stadium

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

people surprised about anti vax hippie fascists have never been to tzfat

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

maybe if democrats point at the rule book hard enough trump will stop

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

every year the government secretly adds one more day to january than they did the year before but they dont want you to know this

submitted 33 days ago • 13 comments

Whoever came up with the blue category of today’s Connections needs to be fired.

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments

It’s not just that the salute was so obviously Nazi. It’s that everything we know about Elon suggests he would do something like this www.vox.com/politics/396...

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

Hey I called it

submitted 39 days ago • 70 comments

"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

submitted 40 days ago • 52 comments

My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.

submitted 40 days ago • 239 comments

look how majestic he looks

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

so much complaining about headlines in the coming days

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...

submitted 47 days ago • 666 comments

Customer: I LOVE TO FISH DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS Verdict: DENIED

submitted 53 days ago • 20 comments

I heard the Canadian PM resigned. I don't know if it's Trudeau.

submitted 53 days ago • 11 comments

Ok well I promise we have decent communication too

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

lane kim should get a gun

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

for Godzilla, every city is walkable

submitted 331 days ago • 24 comments

day 53 of making a cow tools every day unless I don't

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Three of my predictions happened before the year ended and I could post Former president dying Israel invading Syria Trump trying to buy greenland

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Today's nyt Strands was sponsored by whoever stocks the Chanukah aisle with Matzah.

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

Gandalf was not allowed to help make challah and he’s grumpy about it

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

the trick to spelling chanuka is to spell channakah different every time you write khanookagh

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

#HappyHanukkah

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

“You mean that garish gold bauble that used to belong to that horrible little man? Now, darling, don’t be angry with me but I went ahead and just took it straight to Mount Doom. It was telepathically hissing at me in the most IRRITATING way and I didn’t want that kind of energy in the house.”

submitted 67 days ago • 50 comments

a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.

submitted 75 days ago • 24 comments

Everyone seems to think the Muppets are wonderful but I think it’s notable that Michael Caine, famously one of the nicest men in Hollywood and a good judge of character, never worked with them again after Muppet Christmas Carol

submitted 68 days ago • 54 comments

none of my 5th grade israeli students knew the word “jewish”

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

luke and lorelai are the most heterosexual people alive

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Tragically, academic salaries now preclude Freud's approach to teaching

submitted 70 days ago • 6 comments

the trick to spelling chanuka is to spell channakah different every time you write khanookagh

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

This is hands down the funniest alt-text description of Yiddish I have ever seen

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional

submitted 72 days ago • 36 comments

instead of daylight saving we should just divide the daylight into twelve equal hours and do the same at night

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

*Babies’ Winter Anthem* You are not wiping away my snot You are not wiping away my snot Hey yo I’m oozing congestion From respiratory infection But you’re not wiping away my snot

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

submitted 74 days ago • 187 comments

the youths aren’t on bluesky

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

The miracle of Hanukkah, when there was only enough blah to last one day, but thanks to God's blessing, the Jewish people were able to stay indifferent for eight days.

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